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Attention, aspiring robbers; it's in your best interest to avoid targeting Lotions and Lace, a San Bernadino sex shop staffed with some badass employees.
The two women tasked with closing up the shop earlier this week fought off a masked intruder using, um, inventory.
At 9:45 PM on Wednesday evening, a masked man entered the store and pointed a gun at the woman working behind the cash register.
However, one Lotions and Lace employee, "Amy," was not about to put up with his shenanigans. "I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," she told KABC. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this."
The robber's biggest mistake came when he tried to reach over the counter; Amy and a coworker began pelting him with sex toys, ultimately chasing him out of the store.
http://distractify.com/humor/2016/12/16/dildo-defense-force
Initech
(100,108 posts)Kolesar
(31,182 posts)Renew Deal
(81,883 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)alittlelark
(18,890 posts)Javaman
(62,534 posts)Okay, I will.
this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dick fight".
lpbk2713
(42,769 posts)...
Blue Owl
(50,529 posts)Old Vet
(2,001 posts)LOL....Glad the girls didn't get hurt though..
progressoid
(50,000 posts)Wasn't that a song?
mopinko
(70,268 posts)maybe now it will be.
demmiblue
(36,903 posts)petronius
(26,606 posts)(Glad they're OK, but this was a pretty risky response.)
Prisoner_Number_Six
(15,676 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Trailrider1951
(3,415 posts)EOM
rug
(82,333 posts)Brava!