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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIn a parallel universe, Donald Trump is a McDonalds Asst Manager
He works at a McDonald's in some borough of New York City. There, he lords it over and sexually harasses the employees during the shifts he works. He's still a petty tyrant, but in a more appropriate position for his limited qualifications. As a McDonald's Assistant Manager, he rules over a small group of minimum wage employees in that parallel universe.
I think I want to make a space-time leap to that universe about now.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)News is slow to come from that parallel universe.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)That's what's cool about parallel universes. In some of them, you get only what you deserve. Trump's most famous line in that universe is: "OK, pick up the pace on the line!"
hunter
(38,311 posts)...even when he sleeps.
Initech
(100,068 posts)Cinnabon? That's a slightly different parallel universe, I think. That one's OK, too.