Do We All Remember Why Dick Cheney Was In A Wheelchair At Obama's Inauguration?

[TrollBuster9090]

Because the f--ker hurt his back the night before shredding boxes full of documents. Apparently it was stuff that was so incriminating he couldn't trust his minions to do it.



Well, let me say this: I hope Obama and Biden are up all night on January 19th 2017, because they've got a LOT of shredding to do! But for GOOD reasons!

We've already heard that Obama has given orders to erase the Muslim registry database that was set up during the Bush Administration so that Trump's people can't use it.

Other things that need to be shredded:

1. The DREAMER Database, so that Trump can't use it to deport people.

2. All records regarding scientists at the EPA and NASA who worked on Climate Change.

3. All records of CIA spies in RUSSIA. (I have a feeling Trump may want to turn THAT list over to them in exchange for some favors.)

Which other things can you think of that need to be shredded before Trump takes over?

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

1. Bush's old copy of...

..."Presidentin' for Dummies"

[TrollBuster9090]

2. I don't think he read it. The printing was too small, and there weren't enough pictures. nt

[Baitball Blogger]

3. #3 Should get him tried for treason.

[TrollBuster9090]

7. Give Turtleface McConnell's wife a job, and Jeff Sessions a new white sheet for his KKK meetings,

and there'll be no chance of THAT happening.

[Jack-o-Lantern]

4. That picture of him looks like old man Potter in Its a Wonderful Life.

[TrollBuster9090]

5. Hah! Or Mr. Burns with the ROBOT BODY from The Simpsons.

[Docreed2003]

10. Came to post the same thing!

[The Genealogist]

6. I still flinch when I see that snarling, hate-filled face

I always got the impression that he was almost evil incarnate. And now we are about to see how much more evil humans can be.

[Lochloosa]

8. He wasn't hurt. He did not want to stand for a black man.

[awoke_in_2003]

13. That is probably closer to truth. nt

[Generic Brad]

9. The key to the Oval Office bathroom

Shred that. I could be cruel if given the chance.

[Lucky Luciano]

11. The wingers will claim he is shredding the Kenyan birth certificate! nt

[Wounded Bear]

12. Because he's a racist asshole....nt