Really big news: someone on the interwebs said that Herr tRump, in a fit of pique, is demanding

[Augiedog]

that the entertainment industry be nationalized. This is due to the apparent unwillingness of virtually any so called 'A' list performers to attend let alone perform at his inauguration. Herr tRump has placed Ted 'poopy pants' Nugent in charge of the newly formed cabinet level government agency. There is some confusion about rumors, but no confirmed evidence that Poopy Pants Nugent has replaced his penis with something called a hand cannon.

[Sanity Claws]

1. SOmeone said

gee, that's a lot to go on.

[ymetca]

2. Surely Trump

can get Craig T. Nelson to intone a soliloquy at his inauguration about the perils of depending upon the government for anything.

That'd be rich...

[Me.]

3. Where's Clint When He Needs Him?

[pinboy3niner]

4. He's being appointed chair of the department's Speakers' Bureau