"Fuck you, Donald Trump" by Chris Cluwe

[Fast Walker 52]

https://medium.com/@ChrisWarcraft/fuck-you-donald-trump-c644ae3dd94c#.u6a4htnvf

Fuck you for being a hypersensitive, grossly plump caricature of a human being; a squirming mass of cockroaches lurking under a skinsuit veneer.

Fuck your wanton plundering of our social fabric, your willingness to tear down the structure that allows you to exist, your glorification of the worst parts of humanity, all in the name of your own insatiable greed and depravity.

Fuck your racebaiting, fearmongering, Nazi-enabling rhetoric that allows the darkest and most destructive corners of our collective zeitgeist free reign to terrorize the rest.

Fuck your ignorant paucity of intellect, your narcissistic belief in your own ego, your inability to recognize your own descent into fascism.

Fuck your promotions of white supremacists to positions of power, of science denying crackpots to oversee our future, of bootlicking toadies to oversee your transition.

Fuck your misogynistic views on women’s rights, fuck your archaic beliefs on the freedom of press and religion, and fuck your idiotic venality when it comes to the destruction of a country that, while not always achieving freedom for all of its citizens, has done the best to get there in the entirety of recorded human history.

Fuck you, Melania Trump.

Fuck you for being willing to support this disgusting slime mold because it means you can live a life of privilege and luxury, never mind the hardships that will befall women across this nation due to your husband’s philistinic views.

Fuck you for posing for puff pieces in entertainment magazines while the cabal of shitgoblins your partner is assembling gets ready to reverse everything that has allowed you to possess even the most moderate amount of power.

Fuck you for taking the easy choice, the choice to suck the dick of a loathsome troll in order to wear Hugo Boss dresses, instead of taking a stand in order to protect the fifty percent of our population who shares your gender.

Fuck you for smiling and waving at the cameras when your husband is on record as saying, “Grab them (women) by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Fuck your betrayal of everything Susan B. Anthony and other suffragettes fought for, fuck your tacit acceptance that a woman should be an accessory to a man, fuck your self-centered interest in insuring your own well-being over the well-being of the country that allows you such a lifestyle.

Fuck you, Ivanka, Eric, and Donald Trump Jr.

Fuck you for being willing lackeys of this pusillanimous ape, for carrying his water on television and in media interviews.

and it continues in that vein. It's quite cathartic.

[JHan]

1. His rant against GamerGate Clowns was a thing of beauty.. and so is this.

[Fast Walker 52]

14. thanks, just read it-- great piece

https://thecauldron.si.com/why-gamergaters-piss-me-the-f-off-a7e4c7f6d8a6#.njj3ya69r

[Ohioblue22]

2. wow epic

[ismnotwasm]

3. Just went to Medium and gave it a bump

Apparently there is some fear it will be taken down..

[Fast Walker 52]

15. thanks-- me too!

[MrsMatt]

4. Kluwe has a powerful progressive voice.

He has always employed a take no prisoners approach - he calls out bs, and damns the consequences.

I love him.

[pansypoo53219]

5. the fux gnaws version of the white house.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Hoping to see Chris in the 2018

Political Campaign.

[ailsagirl]

7. ...

"pusillanimous ape"-- I love it!!

[awoke_in_2003]

18. I was surprised...

generally, the only people on a football team who might know what that word means (and how to use it properly) are offensive line men.

[ailsagirl]

19. I'm pretty sure it means "contemptibly timid"

I believe I read it in a book by William Manchester.

I love words.

[Moliere]

8. Links not working so I pasted below

fixed link

[Fast Walker 52]

12. thanks-- "Medium.com" links always get messed up when pasted here... those @ signs

mess it up

[Cha]

24. Thanks, that was a good clue.. I'm trying to pass this around but

I needed a link and that worked to take out the @.

[Paladin]

9. Thanks, we needed this. (nt)

[Jacob Boehme]

10. Trumpelstiltskin was so nasty as a kid...

....they had to tie a pork-chop around his neck so at least the freakin’ dog would play with him!

[Fast Walker 52]

13. haha! Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke

[flying-skeleton]

11. EPIC x YUGE Nincompoop Trump !!

[jeanmarc]

16. A try hard who swallowed a thesaurus (nt)

[smirkymonkey]

17. +1000

[Cha]

20. WOW! Hope shitgibbon reads and gets all twittery.

Thank you Chris Cluwe!

[Cha]

21. Fuck you, members of the media.

Fuck your constant pursuit of ratings, of quarterly profits, of giving this tinpot cumdumpster a platform with which he can influence a large part of our country

Fuck you for buying into the idea that racism should be afforded an equal platform with equality, for calling a Nazi anything other than a Nazi.

Fuck your smarmy think pieces attempting to normalize a new hegemony, fuck your cowardice in the face of totalitarianism, fuck your CEOs and VPs and executive producers who are willing to feed the innocent to the depraved in order to forestall their own demise.

Fuck you for not doing your job.

That was cathartic.. thank you, Fast Walker!

[Fast Walker 52]

23. welcome!

[Dave Starsky]

22. "Cabal of Shitgoblins" is the most apt and poetic term...

I've ever heard to describe the future cabinet. It's just glorious.

Chris Kluwe is a true wordsmith. I wish I had even half his writing talent.