Some are saying that Trump will convert the Lincoln Bedroom

[MineralMan]

into a spray tan salon and massage room. One of the upstairs suites will also be repurposed. It will be named the "Watersports Room." Now, I don't know if that's true, but I hear that some are saying that.

[Turbineguy]

1. Well, if "some are saying" that

It must be true. In the Fair and Balanced sense.

[MineralMan]

3. Well, where there's smoke...

[underpants]

8. Vanity Fair reporting it. Also see post#5 femmocrat

http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/01/melania-trump-white-house-glam-room?mbid=social_facebook

Yes we've reached a point we're Vanity Fair, Marie Claire, and Teen Vogue are doing actual reporting.

[hlthe2b]

2. I don't know that I will EVER get over the thought...

of that cretin desecrating the "People's House". EVER. Even if he were only there for one day...

[MineralMan]

4. Exactly.

[femmocrat]

5. Melania will have a "glam room":

http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/melania-trump-will-have-her-own-glam-room-in-the-white-house.html

[MineralMan]

7. I read that in the magazines.

It's one of the few I subscribe to. The White House changes with its residence. So, what "some are saying" may be closer to the truth than anyone realizes.

There are lots of authentic historically significant antique furniture pieces in the White House, most made by American craftsmen in the 18th and 19th century. I expect Trump to send many of those into storage, to be replaced by cheap gilded Chinese and Indonesian Louis XIV reproductions. They'll feel more like home to Trump. It's the stuff in his penthouse and in public areas of his faux-luxury hotels and other properties.

I'd love to watch the unloading of the moving vans.

[underpants]

10. Make America Glam Again.

[milestogo]

12. It takes about one hour and 15 minutes of uninterrupted focus to complete Melanias beauty look.

no comment

[Tanuki]

6. They'll go from having a canopy over the bed to having a can of pee under the bed

in case the hookers run low.

[femmocrat]

14. Now that is a great pun!

Great pun!

[LaydeeBug]

9. 'Watersports' is too remedial. "Golden Shower" Room is more effective.

I am just trying to help.

[MineralMan]

11. Well, I'm using a euphemism.

Out of respect for the building's history.

[LaydeeBug]

13. You are being too kind...

They are pissing in that building...and not in the urinals...

[bdamomma]

15. I would take anything of American history

out of the WH to store it somewhere safe because we don't know if he would sell it off, he is NOT a American he is a enemy to the state.

[Tanuki]

16. I wouldn't put it past him to secretly sell off our national treasures

to Russian oligarchs, replacing the originals with copies. Maybe the same sweatshops that fabricate Trump's daughter/fantasy wife Ivanka's designer knockoffs could do it, keeping it all in the family.