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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsEven though Man-Baby wants to wake up in his own gold-encrusted bed in his eponymous tower,
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he will surely fuck up the White House to make it suitably ostentatious for the time he does spend there. Let's start with the exterior. Here are some artist's conceptions of what he might do. Mostly from this reddit thread. I think the last one's the best.
Just realized I left out this one, from this post, which is what got me started on this sick WH graphics kick in the first place.
livetohike
(22,144 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)Thanks for the laugh. I know there's really nothing funny about the Drumpf travesty, but I do need some comic relief to keep me from totally losing it.
lostnfound
(16,179 posts)I hope the landlord does a thorough accounting at move-in and after the resignation.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)Of course, nothing there will be tacky enough for his taste, but if anything is worth enough money, he'd slum.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)And claim she planted it.
You're probably right, though. And he'll have them use a giant vat of Roundup.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)"Typical," I grumbled, and read on.
Trump outlined a wide range of policy areas, including turning the Yellowstone national park into a golf course, converting the Presidents summer home at Marthas Vineyard into a prestigious golfing retreat, and taking the war to Isis in Syria to free up lots of land for golf courses.
Of course, I then realized it was satire.
Then I saw this:
Robert Trent Jones Jr. on the history of the White House putting green
Turns out, there's a putting green on the White House lawn.
It's not a large green - about 2,000 square feet, slightly crowned. It's just a short walk, so Clinton would putt to clear his mind between negotiations, during the Bosnian crisis, or after the Oklahoma City bombing. Oklahoma City consumed him. I've putted with him on the green. He'd just chit-chat, or talk about world events.
Well, you learn something new every day.
sheshe2
(83,773 posts)Pee encrusts? Eeeeew.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)but encrusted just seemed so much more appropriate.
sheshe2
(83,773 posts)tblue37
(65,382 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
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Mount Doom.
OldRedneck
(1,397 posts). . . don't forget the gold toilets.
The White House toilets are standard white porcelain. Trump uses only gold toilets.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)Throne of Czar Michael Feodorovna, Russia
The golden throne of Nicholas II
Those are too pedestrian for Drumpf, though. This is more his style:
The double throne of Czars Ivan and future Peter I The Great.
Plus, where else is he going to tweet his presidential edicts from?
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)the Russian prostitute entrance?
Where are the rubber sheets?
I want to know just how much tax payer money is going to be spent putting it all back the way it was after he is impeached in a couple of months.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)No need to have a secret entrance for either.
Despite video proof, Drumpf will deny everything. His supporters will believe him, and the best the corporate media will do is say, "President Trump denies aleged rumors that alleged White House orgy was allegedly attended by Putin, who allegedly brought a cadre of allegedly 11 year old sex slaves as a gift for the president, allegedly."