Bowling Green Massacre: Top trender on Twitter. Sample tweets...

[kstewart33]

Twitter's on fire with the BGM.

Sample tweets (I know there's a lot. I can't help myself):

Guys, these Bowling Green Massacre jokes are a little too soon. Out of respect, we should wait until it takes place.

Saddened and sickened by Frederick Douglass' silence surrounding the Bowling Green Massacre.

Sean Spicer: More people were killed in the Bowling Green Massacre than were killed in the Battle of Gettysburg. Period.

Please donate anything you can spare to Nigerian Prince Emmanuel's fund for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

Before the day is out, Trump will recall seeing thousands of Muslims celebrating the Bowling Green massacre.

Sometimes...the way people talk...it's as if The Bowling Green Massacre never even happened. Sad.

I wrote a book report on the Bowling Green Massacre in my Alternative History class. My teacher, Mrs. DeVos gave me an 'A' on it.

I lost my cousin-in-law at the Bowling Green Massacre.

I was there that day. Thankfully my friend Frederick Douglass & I were able to escape on the Underground Railroad.

When will Hillary be investigated for her role in the Bowling Green massacre?

So many being unfair to @KellyannePolls There WAS a Bowling Green Massacre. It was when the BGU Falcons lost to Miami of Ohio 55-0.

Shame on Kellyanne Conway for attempting to politicize the Bowling Green massacre, in which I was killed.

if you'd like to donate to the fund for the victims of the bowling green massacre please PayPal me directly.

Kellyanne bringing up the Bowling Green Massacre succeeded in dredging up for me the horror and dread we all felt that horrible day...

Bowling Green Massacre ~ Giver her a break, people. Kellyanne meant Bowling Green Mascara.

Living through 9/11 was one thing. I don't know if I can make it through the Bowling Green Massacre.

[radical noodle]

1. The REAL Bowling Green Massacre

was when the sinkhole massacred all those beautiful Corvettes.

[Bengus81]

6. LOL...yep

I was going to say I hope no Corvettes were harmed in that tragedy!!!

[central scrutinizer]

8. Warning! Horrific video

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[dem4decades]

2. There's a lot of funny people out there. All Democrats, Republicans are humorless pigs.

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. Yep. Democrats are truly funny.

The majority of really funny people are Dems. Andy Borowitz and John Fuselgang are among my favorite comedians.

When republicans attempt humor, they attack people who can't defend themselves and their 'jokes' are just mean-spirited.

[barbtries]

31. if they weren't,

i honestly think i could not go on. i wake up every morning to youtube videos of Seth Meyers, Samantha Bee, Noah Trevor, Stephen Colbert. I love Andy Borowitz too.

we really need this. the funny thing about this bowling green massacre is i still haven't seen the actual clip of conway's mention of it. i'm taking it on faith that she brought up a non-existent terror attack in total seriousness on somebody's news show. just pulled it right out of her ass.

[pinboy3niner]

4. A day that will live in alternate infamy

[dchill]

14. +1000

😂

[jpak]

28. LOL!!!!!!11111

[NewJeffCT]

5. ha - I had already posted about the Bowling Green Massacre on Facebook

I had said it was when Bowling Green lost 58-27 in the "Go Daddy" Bowl to Georgia Southern 2 years ago.

[kstewart33]

7. Seems like Bowling Green U loses a lot of football games.

Sad!

[Brother Buzz]

24. That was a respectable loss. September 3, 2016 was the massacre

[Initech]

9. I laughed out loud at this one:

Link to tweet

[colorado_ufo]

16. I laughed at this bigly!

[world wide wally]

10. If we had a press that was worth a shit, she would be made into a total laughing stock.

Every time she appeared on tv the first question would be about facts of the Bowling Green Massacre to set the table for the rest of the interview. Her credibility needs to be massacred.

[BeekeeperInVermont]

12. Well, there's always the possibility

that some protesters can carry "Never Forget the Bowling Green Massacre Victims" signs during the next protest as a reminder that sane people do care about all victims, even imaginary ones.

[calimary]

34. Welcome to DU, BeekeeperInVermont!

Wonder what the next invention will be? I guess what we've got now is an "administration" staffed by Mother Goose (Kellyanne CONway) and the Brothers Grimm (Bannon, Priebus, and Spicer).

I missed the Matthews hour. On purpose. As soon as I heard a promo for it - "and his first guest will be KELLYANNE CONWAY!!!" - I thought to myself "okay! Time to walk the dog!" Tuned in about 45 minutes in. Looked like I hadn't missed much - except for this tawdry little episode. "Bowling Green Massacre", 'eh?

[BeekeeperInVermont]

38. I have no interest in listening to her, either.

There's ALWAYS something more worthwhile I can find to do with my time.

[mgardener]

11. The real massacre

Was the truth!
HOLD Kelly Anne RESPONSIBLE FOR HER LIES!

[Javaman]

13. sent all donations to the Bowling Green Massacre to the Human Fund. nt

[Augiedog]

15. trump got his Purple Heart at the Bowling Green Massacre

[kstewart33]

27. LOL! nt

[Cracklin Charlie]

17. Please don't stop.

I swear I haven't laughed so much since November 8th!

Dee Plorable must be loving this!

[colorado_ufo]

18. The way to handle her

is to laugh at her. Each news person, each time she lies, should just laugh. Pretty soon people would get the idea that they should not give this blonde toady any credibility.

[dae]

19. Twitter was aflame with #BowlingGreenMassacre last night.

Chris Matthews outdid his fascination of W's junk on the aircraft carrier.

[ashling]

20. Kellyanne justified Inflatgate

by blaming the Syrian referees.

[Renew Deal]

21. "if you'd like to donate to the fund for the victims of the bowling green massacre please PayPal me"

[okieinpain]

22. the really funny thing is there

will be republicans voting in 2018 and 2020 out of fear that another bowling green massacre will happen again.

[Longtime lurker 99]

23. This thread was just read on Thom Hartman's radio show

[niyad]

29. that is cool!!

[yallerdawg]

25. In Memoriam:

[Gothmog]

26. Don't forget the ACLU memorial fund for the victims

[bighart]

30. Anyone that uses twitter

we need to keep #BowlingGreenMasacre at the top of the trending list.

Kellyanne Conjob needs to feel the heat for her bald-faced LIE.

[dem4decades]

32. Why is Matthews getting a pass on this?

Thank god he isn't driving a train being asleep at the switch like that.

[Jim Beard]

33. This is very funny

we also need to keep this last military loss in the news like they did Bengazi.

[smirkymonkey]

35. These are hysterical!

Being able to laugh is the only thing keeping me going!

[enid602]

36. douglas

Thank God that Frederick Douglas personally intervened to save countless others.

[kstewart33]

37. So true.

We should get an ouija board and call him.