Where were you the night of the Bowling Green Massacre?

[nycbos]

Say what you were doing and the location using alternative facts.

[JustAnotherGen]

1. Having cocktails

with Harriet Tubman at the Manhattan W. Rooftop bar.

[gordianot]

3. Also a Fredrick Douglas hang out when in town.

[JustAnotherGen]

7. I've never run into him there

But you oughta see some of Marie Antoinette's latest updos! Also - on occasion we round it out to an even four and Mildred Loving stops by. She rolls the best cigarettes!

[sharp_stick]

2. I can't remember

It was so horrible I've blocked that night and most of the previous week as well.


It had nothing to do with all that bourbon so stop saying that dammit!

[gopiscrap]

4. I was with Ted Cruz's father in Dallas

[Orsino]

5. Same thing I do every February 31st.

Celebrating V-Q Day with my fellow veterans. Never forget.

[Achilleaze]

6. Night??? WTF? I remember that it happened in the DAY

Please check your Alternative Facts.

[In_The_Wind]

8. Drinking coffee and watching MSNBC

while soaking in my jacuzzi.

[ailsagirl]

9. Rotating my canned goods

[boston bean]

10. I was having dinner with Hillary and Bill Clinton in their Chappaqua home, discussing

their and my attempts to confiscate every gun from EVERY AMERICAN PATRIOT, and put every right winger into a fema camp.

[pinboy3niner]

11. I would have been working there as a pinboy, but it was my day off

There, but for the Grace of God...

[SeattleVet]

12. What are they hiding? I notice they NEVER even mention...

the Alice's Restaurant Masacree!

[Iggo]

13. Kennebunkport.

[snooper2]

14. I was helping hide evidence of the crime- FBI still hasn't caught me!

[lapislzi]

15. Moldovan consulate

Applying for asylum. There was a very long wait and they kept the consulate open until midnight. Chaos.

[madinmaryland]

16. I didn't hear about it until the next morning. Quite shocking...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028591152

[etherealtruth]

19. I will have to admit, it wasn't even on my radar

I found out in weekly recaps. the horror

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. Playing backup triangle at Wembley Stadium for the

Beatles farewell concert.

[sarisataka]

18. I was on the front lines

near the West Windsor Township, New Jersey... Lost a lot of good men at Grover's Mill that night

[MindPilot]

20. I was THERE man!! RIGHT EFFIN' THERE!!!!11!

I went to the park observatory to watch the lunar eclipse. And suddenly PBDs were going off all over the place!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028591196

[LeftInTX]

21. Was it during the War of 1812 or the Civil War?

[Thor_MN]

22. The only Bowling Green Massacre that I know of hapened in 1984.

They beat my UMD Bulldogs in the 4th OT of the 1984 NCAA Hockey Championship...