BREAKING NEWS: Kenny Williams, 17-year old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin, addresses Trump.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Williams, current holding a 1.35 GPA at Racine High, told the President, "Dude, you're such a fucking idiot. Fuck, even I know that, and it's not like I'm Issac Einstein or some smart rocket scientist like that. Just shut the fuck up, already. Go back to, like, doing whatever Presidents are supposed to do. Like keeping Area 51 secret or cool shit like that."

He then returned to eating his second breakfast that morning at McDonalds in lieu of attending his first period Pre-Algebra class.

Details at Eleven.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. For context:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/08/politics/donald-trump-travel-ban-defense/index.html?sr=fbCNN020817donald-trump-travel-ban-defense0315PMVODtopLink&linkId=34255769

Trump to judges: Even a 'bad high school student' would rule in my favor

By Kevin Liptak, CNN White House Producer


Updated 10:13 AM ET, Wed February 8, 2017



Washington (CNN) — President Donald Trump harshly criticized arguments against his temporary travel ban on Wednesday, discounting a legal challenge to the order as anti-security and lambasting the federal judicial system that's weighing it as overtly political.

Seeking to lend his own legal argument for the order banning travel from certain Muslim-majority countries, Trump insisted that US president's have wide authority to determine who may enter the United States.

As he read from US immigration law, the President declared that even a "bad high school student" could understand the language and find in his favor.


"I think it's sad, I think it's a sad day," Trump told a group of major city police officers and sheriffs in Washington.

[rurallib]

2. It is getting so hard to tell reality from satire anymore

good job and give our best to Kenny.

[randome]

3. "Isaac Einstein". Nice.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Don't underestimate the long-term effects of a good night's sleep.[/center][/font][hr]

[Initech]

4. Frederick Douglas approves!

[TlalocW]

5. I remember some pro-education commercial played on Saturday mornings when I was a kid

It was some Spicoli-clone, surfer dude standing at a lectern, apparently having just been elected president talking about his plans for his presidency, and he says something about how the Russians have offered to help him out, and he's really grateful cuz they're like really smart dudes.

And lo it has come to pass... except for Trump being a surfer.

TlalocW

[Cha]

6. Brilliant