Grizzly Attacks School. Dozens Dead.
Grizzly Attacks School of Salmon. Dozens Dead.
In a scene right out of a horror movie, a grizzly bear burst into a school of young salmon and ate them all. The scale of the destruction is unprecedented for this small Wyoming town. The salmons’ parents are understandably furious with the school’s head master, claiming he knew something fishy was going on and still did nothing. He’s being accused of trying to play all the anglers. However, the parents say the reel cause of the attack is due to the lack of guns in salmon schools.
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Betsy DeVos, newly confirmed Dept. of Ed. Head, commented, “See!? I told you! The second amendment to the Codstitution gives every fish the right to bear arms against bears!” She then went back to reading a second-hand copy of Running the Country for Dummies.
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Then, late last night, in a move that stunned conservationists everywhere, causing him to be attacked by many of his piers, the president inexplicably called for an immediate ban on Scottish, Norwegian, and Mexican salmon, saying, “It’s the smoked salmon from outside our borders, some of whom dress in drag, that are corrupting our nation’s streams and rivers and luring the grizzlies to attack because they smell so good. We must protect our nation’s fish from these evil outsiders.”
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Cheers erupted from the first roe of planted Trump supporters, while some in the back called the president a clueless chum under their breath.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/grizzly-attacks-school-of-salmon-dozens-dead_us_589a34a5e4b061551b3e04bc
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I don't think she'd get it! 
she didn't get a public school education.
investigation....
Rec