I just noticed Nordstrom doesn't carry my products

[struggle4progress]

From time to time, I have written papers on algebra

But when I checked the Nordstrom site a few minutes ago, I discovered they aren't available there

I really don't know where Nordstrom got the crazy idea that they can decide for themselves not to sell copies of my algebra papers to the general public

But I should say that Nordstrom's decision is not merely an attack on me personally: it is an attack on American civilization and our proud mathematical tradition stretching back to the time of Archimedes, who used to live in Syracuse NY

Nevertheless I feel confident the President and his staff will give this injustice careful thought and will bring the matter to the attention of a grateful nation

So this afternoon or tomorrow, when Kellyanne appears on national television, urging you to buy copies of my algebra papers, please listen to her and do what she asks: I know you probably won't read the papers and probably don't even think you need to have them, but that isn't the point

[drm604]

1. I am no longer going to buy any algebra papers at Nordstrom, unless they were written by you!

[struggle4progress]

2. Thank you for your brave support!

[unblock]

3. kudos to nordstrom cutting ties to that a-rab terrist organzation al-gebra!

sorry i can't support you on this one, s4p!

i stand with 'murika!

[Squinch]

11. They are probably still supporting that white supremacist, Cal Culus, though, right?

Your post made me laugh out loud.

[Dave Starsky]

4. They won't sell my dried apple dolls of famous dentists, either.

I'm suing the motherfuckers!

[struggle4progress]

5. I expect Kellyanne will mention that too, soon

[Dave Starsky]

16. Doc Holliday has already been taken off the shelves.

I will see these bastards in court.

[Squinch]

12. .

[drm604]

17. Do you have a Doc Holliday or an Edgar Buchanan?

I'm trying to complete my collection.

[Dave Starsky]

18. TIL that Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction was a dentist.

We sort of put all of our prospects on the Doc Holliday doll to launch the line. That is, until Nordstrom ruined it.

[sheshe2]

6. Hahaha

Well done s4p. Priceless.

[NCTraveler]

7. Donald Trump hates free market capitalism.

[progressoid]

8. Well duh. Algebra is a threat to America.

I applaud Nordstroms for not carrying that fancy math born in the Middle East!

[VOX]

9. Al-gebra? More like al-cohol, amirite?

It's okay. Extra money is extra money. Cheers--

[smirkymonkey]

10. I was hoping to find your algebra papers on discount at T.J. Maxx

Or maybe I'll get lucky and find them at Goodwill.

[Squinch]

13. This is the funniest thread of the month. Thank you for it!

[underpants]

14. I'm sorry I, well can I say this, ....

I felt your use of X became redundant. Maybe you were looking to create a brand logo but it was simply too many for me.

Plus it was a little too balanced for me. Everything I saw had basically the same thing on the left side as the right side. Maybe slightly different form but it really all equaled out to the same.

My 2 cents.

[struggle4progress]

15. I always post solutions

[rug]

19. Algebra was banned by the last Executive Order.

Borax is next.