KellyAnus Con announces new DJT fragrance: SMELLY OLD MAN

[Frogg]

From the official WHN shopping network. Smelly Old Man...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Probably smells like

unwashed underwear, old food, farts, and overtones of Hai Karate and Listerine.

[2naSalit]

8. Ewww!

But I must admit, those are similar to the properties I was imaging!

[Frogg]

2. Explains why Comrade Melania backs away when he gets in her face...

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. There is SERIOUSLY something up with Melania - no?? she seemed very happy at inauguration - but

since then, nada. Pic at super bowl, morbid. And, she didn't even care that she wasn't with Dipshit for their anniversary. Things are super bad, it would seem.

[Hoyt]

4. If that's what you like, I suggest eau de Bannon.

[Frogg]

5. Perhaps eau de Bannon Gangrenous Pus

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Eau De Eausy De

[AgadorSparticus]

7. HA!!! Kellyanus made me laugh out loud!!!