It's time to play: Predict the next SOTU address!

[struggle4progress]

My entry:

State of the Union? Bad. Very bad. Terrible. A shame. But it's gonna be great. Really great. So great you won't believe it. Awesome in fact

[FarPoint]

1. Mike Pence may give it...

It's a crap shoot.

[underpants]

2. He'll give himself credit for correcting everything in 5 weeks

I won't be surprised if he brings up the campaign.

Probably claim that he's going to fix the Supreme Court.

Won't be surprised if he links Japan to support for some sort of war with China

The wall. THE WALL!!

[dalton99a]

3. That's the gist of it.

In fact, that's the gist of everything that's ever come out of his mouth.

[world wide wally]

4. Welcome, Senators and Congressmem.

I am here to report that the state of the Union is disastah.
Our streets are like gladiatah arenas and.....
Everybody is going to die unless we throw out all laws that can be applied against me...
....And Happy Valentines Day to me lovely daughter, Ivanka