Trump Hopes Writing New Muslim Ban In Different Color Crayon Will Make It Legal This Time (Satire)

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rather than fight the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals’ decision to strike down his Muslim ban in the Supreme Court, Sub-President Donald Trump has intimated he’ll be signing another attempt at the order very soon. Now, leaks out of the White House indicate the legal strategy he and President Steve Bannon used to formulate the second draft of their Muslim ban.

“The sub-president and president believe that a substantial part of what was wrong with the first order can be addressed with a new draft of it,” a top Trump aide told us on condition of anonymity and WalMart gift cards, “and this time he’s going to use a black crayon to write the order in, instead of his favorite color, orange.”

The aide said that the initial ban was written in orange crayon because when the black crayon was offered to Trump he recoiled.

“Don’t you think we’ve had enough black in the White House for the last eight years,” Trump reportedly laughed and nudged Bannon who roared as he reared back his head. Flames and a sulfurous cloud bellowed forth from Bannon’s gaping maw, and the fires of Hell could be heard roaring in the distance as he laughed at Trump’s racially charged joke.






This is a developing story.





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[Gothmog]

1. I love good satire

[ck4829]

2. Yeah... satire

[guillaumeb]

3. Is the giant crayon a form of compensation for a grossly undersized................

hand? Yes hand.

What did you think I was referring to?