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bluescribbler

(2,116 posts)
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 06:40 PM Feb 2017

Rude Pundit does it again

That right there is the motherfucking president of the motherfucked United States of America, seated and grinning while grim pandemonium goes on around him. And he's at a dinner at his golf resort in Florida, where he spent the weekend golfing. The dinner is for Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan, who also golfed with the president, who happens to be a persimmon-topped wrecking ball named Donald Trump.

At dinner, the president and the PM were enjoying a salad. More precisely, they were enjoying "Mr. Trump's Wedge Salad," which is a chunk of iceberg lettuce coated in blue cheese dressing, bacon, and more blue cheese. Essentially, it's just edible plastic conveying cheese and bacon and cream to your bloodstream. Then, oh, the inconveniences of being president, North Korea tested an intermediate-range ballistic missile that landed in the Sea of Japan. It's kind of a big fucking deal because, see, North Korea has nukes and a mad leader with no checks on his madness, and Japan would be right in the crosshairs of any attack. Goddamnit, what about the main course?

So everyone leapt into action to find out more and figure out how to respond to a direct provocation. That's the flurry of activity you see up there. It's not, by the way, an effort to move the conversation to a more secure location. Oh, no, that'd interrupt dinner, and there was some goddamned meat on the way. Thus, in the middle of the dining area at a big golf club with tons of people watching, everyone with Trump and Abe started to read classified documents and talk about classified information. Even more fucked up was that the room was dimly lit so they used their goddamn cell phone flashlights to read the, let's say it again, classified information. Their phones. Pointed at the documents. Their easily-hackable phones. In the room where everything was being discussed. In front of dozens of civilians, many of whom were snapping photos of the events. As long as you paid your expensive dues, you could be there in that room. So, really, who the hell knows what agents of foreign governments could have been present?

This isn't about the level of transparency or whatever else you wanna make it about. Like so many things with Republicans, it's about the hypocrisy. Hillary Clinton's private email server was supposed to essentially allow ISIS to enter the country freely and kill all our dogs and enslave our wives. But here are seemingly multiple violations of any kind of safety protocols when it comes to dealing with classified material.


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Rude Pundit does it again (Original Post) bluescribbler Feb 2017 OP
Kick! Raster Feb 2017 #1
Off to the greatest page for thee malaise Feb 2017 #2
I really like the cut of his jib Kimchijeon Feb 2017 #3
I have visions Cirque du So-What Feb 2017 #4
Is it time to start digging that bomb shelter now? nolabear Feb 2017 #5
Dear Terrorists and America Haters gratuitous Feb 2017 #6
Trump uses an Android phone, according to reports. nt tblue37 Feb 2017 #50
RP always says it well. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #7
100% correct. narnian60 Feb 2017 #10
It's crap like this that jacks my blood pressure to "fire in the hole" levels. VOX Feb 2017 #11
Actually, a normal president wouldn't be in this position in the first place. blue neen Feb 2017 #24
A normal president wouldn't be eating iceberg lettuce. pangaia Feb 2017 #28
! blue neen Feb 2017 #29
Or a California Roll. pangaia Feb 2017 #31
My experience with Japanese folks, at least in the past, is that they REALLY do not like bleu cheese jmbar2 Feb 2017 #48
It smells like vomit to me, too. pangaia Feb 2017 #49
Normal Ended Ccarmona Feb 2017 #25
You nailed it Generic Brad Feb 2017 #26
Exactly! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2017 #45
The NY Times report on the incident says Trump enjoys displaying the "spectacle" of tblue37 Feb 2017 #51
Trump has a bottomless need for attention. kwassa Feb 2017 #55
Brilliant msdogi Feb 2017 #8
Welcome to DU, msdogi! calimary Feb 2017 #35
Ya know, if this was Obama GusBob Feb 2017 #9
The photo, in all it's glory. . . DinahMoeHum Feb 2017 #12
Drunk as a skunk. colorado_ufo Feb 2017 #14
He doesn't drink, so he doesn't even have that excuse for looking stupid. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #17
ROFL, you beat me to it. Amimnoch Feb 2017 #20
You're right! I forgot! colorado_ufo Feb 2017 #42
Drunk on not fooled Feb 2017 #53
He says he doesn't drink. Orsino Feb 2017 #54
I think this is true. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #56
Yeah, but when you're high on coke, alcohol doesn't really mix or have much effect. Ligyron Feb 2017 #59
It's not only possible... bluescribbler Feb 2017 #61
That picture makes me want to puke. Delmette2.0 Feb 2017 #32
B-b-but ... he's so COOL! mr_lebowski Feb 2017 #38
Is that Flynn and Bannon behind Agent Orange? calimary Feb 2017 #36
Just so you know, Dark n Stormy Knight Feb 2017 #60
All hail the Rude One! colorado_ufo Feb 2017 #13
But the gd emails.. yes RP does do it again. Cha Feb 2017 #15
What's wrong with the White House or Camp David for these meets? Why does he get away with this? SammyWinstonJack Feb 2017 #16
$$$, DIRECTLY into his own personal pocket ... hosting foreign heads of state ... mr_lebowski Feb 2017 #40
Flashlight apps are the devil GreenEyedLefty Feb 2017 #18
IOKIYAR TransitJohn Feb 2017 #19
Donald Trump? snort Feb 2017 #21
That struck me as so funny.... WiffenPoof Feb 2017 #44
One of the Rude Pundit's best. blue neen Feb 2017 #22
Very fucked up simguy225 Feb 2017 #23
Welcome to DU, simguy225! calimary Feb 2017 #37
Not sure if it's THAT ... or a Ceasar ... they're both pretty egregiously marked up ... mr_lebowski Feb 2017 #39
Welcome to DU, mr_lebowski! calimary Feb 2017 #43
Like this: tblue37 Feb 2017 #52
Except not fooled Feb 2017 #57
Oh, Rude Pundit... Cracklin Charlie Feb 2017 #27
"...persimmon-topped wrecking ball named..." forgotmylogin Feb 2017 #30
IOKIYAAR Roland99 Feb 2017 #33
Rudely precise. nt zentrum Feb 2017 #34
But wasn't everyone really impressed? moondust Feb 2017 #41
RP posted an article on his blog... chwaliszewski Feb 2017 #46
Spot ON! Highway61 Feb 2017 #47
perfectly put! logosoco Feb 2017 #58

malaise

(268,968 posts)
2. Off to the greatest page for thee
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 06:44 PM
Feb 2017

Never forget that showing off his restaurant's food to a head of state is way more important than national security.

Cirque du So-What

(25,934 posts)
4. I have visions
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 06:50 PM
Feb 2017

of Russian 'plumbers' busily bugging rooms during the week in anticipation of listening in on visiting dignitaries every weekend. The Watergate crew would blush at the opportunities.

nolabear

(41,960 posts)
5. Is it time to start digging that bomb shelter now?
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 06:54 PM
Feb 2017

I love Seattle but I have never felt more exposed or deserted.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
6. Dear Terrorists and America Haters
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 06:55 PM
Feb 2017

Please don't attack the United States while President Trump is having some "me time" at Mar-A-Lago. That would be about every weekend between 6 p.m. Friday and 10 a.m. - no, make it 11 a.m. - Monday. Okay? Also, don't attack our country after 6:30 or so Eastern time. President Trump is usually in his bathrobe (which he doesn't own any) by then, pretty tuckered out from the day's activities, and kinda cranky. Also, if you do attack the United States, please don't hack the phones of anyone likely to be in conference with President Trump so you could see or listen in on everything that's being discussed, and especially don't hack President Trump's personal, unsecured iPhone, because that'd be super unfair.

Thanks in advance for your consideration.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
7. RP always says it well.
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 07:03 PM
Feb 2017

I think SCROTUS wanted all those diners to see that something was going on. "Look at me! Look how important I am! I'm getting classified national security information right here! It's super important, so important that they're telling me about it and now I'll get to make some bigly important decisions!"

A normal president would have quietly moved into a private room and handled it there without letting anyone know something significant was going on. "Excuse me, I have to take this. Be right back." And then he could have discreetly had the other people who had to deal with the situation join him. When they were done they would just go back to their table and not say a word to anyone not involved.

But not that guy. He had to let everybody know there was a big deal going on and it totally involved him because it was so important.

VOX

(22,976 posts)
11. It's crap like this that jacks my blood pressure to "fire in the hole" levels.
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 07:32 PM
Feb 2017

Just infuriating to the max.

blue neen

(12,319 posts)
24. Actually, a normal president wouldn't be in this position in the first place.
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 09:07 PM
Feb 2017

You know, entertaining a foreign dignitary at his OWN country club, with hundreds of private citizens around. Who knows? Maybe there were terrorists in that room, maybe there were spies. What could possibly go wrong?

And Trump sits there grinning, without a care in the world. Nero fiddling while Rome burns.

blue neen

(12,319 posts)
29. !
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 09:40 PM
Feb 2017

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!

It's surprising they all didn't have buckets of KFC sitting in front of them!

jmbar2

(4,874 posts)
48. My experience with Japanese folks, at least in the past, is that they REALLY do not like bleu cheese
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 11:52 AM
Feb 2017

Several asked me if I liked it (I don't). They said it smells like vomit to them.

Rhiannon12866

(205,307 posts)
45. Exactly!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 05:19 AM
Feb 2017

I was reminded of President Obama at the Washington Correspondents Dinner just before the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound. He gave no hint of the drama to come. This is national security and his job was to keep this country safe. That should be Trump's commitment, too, but he has no clue. It's all about him and getting attention. The title of this entry is "Photos of Trump That Assure Us That We're All Gonna Die." This is more than offensive, it's terrifying...

tblue37

(65,340 posts)
51. The NY Times report on the incident says Trump enjoys displaying the "spectacle" of
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 12:23 PM
Feb 2017

his presidency, that he liked having his high-rolling club members see him perform his "presidenting in an important situation" (this part is my phrasing) act.

calimary

(81,238 posts)
35. Welcome to DU, msdogi!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:39 AM
Feb 2017

I LUVS me some Rude Pundit.

I love him I love him I love him! He's got a pen as sharp as a shiny new switchblade.

Well, as of this writing, Michael Flynn's head just rolled down the hall. Wonder who's next? We aren't even a month in.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
17. He doesn't drink, so he doesn't even have that excuse for looking stupid.
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 07:48 PM
Feb 2017

He's just basking in the glory of being the center of attention.

colorado_ufo

(5,733 posts)
42. You're right! I forgot!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:29 AM
Feb 2017

I didn't remember because I didn't think for a moment that someone could look that stupid without some chemical assistance.

Orsino

(37,428 posts)
54. He says he doesn't drink.
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 12:44 PM
Feb 2017

Are we playing a new game where we just believe anything he says?

Perhaps his Admin is leaky enough that we would at least be hearing rumors. For a man who seems to indulge every possible whim, teetotalling would be an interesting choice.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
56. I think this is true.
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 12:52 PM
Feb 2017

Nobody has ever reported seeing him drinking; considering that the WH now leaks like a soaker hose, if he actually did drink we'd know about it by now. It's very possible to be a complete asshole without ever using alcohol. SCROTUS likes to be in control at all times, and drinking makes that too difficult.

bluescribbler

(2,116 posts)
61. It's not only possible...
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 07:35 PM
Feb 2017
It's very possible to be a complete asshole without ever using alcohol.

It's almost mandatory.

Delmette2.0

(4,164 posts)
32. That picture makes me want to puke.
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 09:58 PM
Feb 2017

Chas all around him and he grins for a picture. FFS



Ok, now I really have a headache.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
38. B-b-but ... he's so COOL!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:45 AM
Feb 2017

Just look at him ... he's totally just RULING, without a care in teh world, while his underlings scurry about, totally doing important shit.

But not him ... He's just COOL.

And you can TOTALLY tell what a BOSS he really is ...

No, really ...

calimary

(81,238 posts)
36. Is that Flynn and Bannon behind Agent Orange?
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:41 AM
Feb 2017

I picked that up from the Grammys coverage. Agent Orange - for SURE! Certainly fits. Hope Flynn enjoyed himself during what has now become his last weekend with the "in crowd"...

Dark n Stormy Knight

(9,760 posts)
60. Just so you know,
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 03:33 PM
Feb 2017

that nickname has been referenced and used here on DU since at least as far back as June of 2016! http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027925799
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512328581#post21
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512382660#post6
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028416155

I'd used it and thought I came up with it myself when I first did, but probably heard it somewhere. I know I've seen it here a lot since and my search tells me it was going on well before. Anyhow, not earth-shattering info or anything, just thought it was interesting to note that DUers have been on it.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
40. $$$, DIRECTLY into his own personal pocket ... hosting foreign heads of state ...
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:49 AM
Feb 2017

I mean, could this shit be any more BLATANTLY fucking ILLEGAL?!?

Republicans, are you really THIS fucking EVIL, that you let this shit go on, right under your nose?

History is going to judge you ... VERY poorly.

 

simguy225

(80 posts)
23. Very fucked up
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 09:05 PM
Feb 2017

and wedge salads are probably one of the biggest culinary rip off in history. A $1 head of lettuce can make six, then add bacon bits and dressing. And people buy them.

calimary

(81,238 posts)
37. Welcome to DU, simguy225!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:43 AM
Feb 2017

It's cheap, quick, and man can they mark it up.

I imagine by this time next week, there will be a few new additions to the wait staff - who are taking their marching orders from the Kremlin. With the loose way this past weekend was handled, I bet there's a gold mine of state secrets to be harvested.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
39. Not sure if it's THAT ... or a Ceasar ... they're both pretty egregiously marked up ...
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:46 AM
Feb 2017

At least you get BACON ... pixie dust of the food group ... with a wedge ...

calimary

(81,238 posts)
43. Welcome to DU, mr_lebowski!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 04:15 AM
Feb 2017

That has to be the best description for bacon that I have ever heard!

"Pixie dust of the food group"!

not fooled

(5,801 posts)
57. Except
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 12:56 PM
Feb 2017

that Vlad prolly gets the dish straight from the WH. No need for crude spying methods when you have a direct line to the presiduncy.

moondust

(19,979 posts)
41. But wasn't everyone really impressed?
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:56 AM
Feb 2017

Making a big, powerful impression on everyone is the important thing, right? Very, very impressive. Bigly.

chwaliszewski

(1,514 posts)
46. RP posted an article on his blog...
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 06:50 AM
Feb 2017

entitled "One of the Stupidest Talking Points on the Right: Democrats Started the KKK".
Perhaps someone can send him this link. http://www.livescience.com/34241-democratic-republican-parties-switch-platforms.html

I think it will help him make his point. I can't send it, I'm at work so I'm blocked.

Highway61

(2,568 posts)
47. Spot ON!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 10:49 AM
Feb 2017

Rudepundit gets it.
Every elected dem should be screaming about this and every other fucked up act by any one of these clowns in his corner. I am sick to death of dems being spineless. All in all we have always been nice and diplomatic...screw that. I, for one, am sick of it. Just my opinion.

logosoco

(3,208 posts)
58. perfectly put!
Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:04 PM
Feb 2017

Very simply stated and easy to see what is happening. The Rude Pundit puts it in such simple words even a trumpster could understand. They may be put off by the length of the piece though.

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