Everybody is laughing at him

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Link to tweet

Roses are red
The president is orange
Everything is terrible
And nothing rhymes with orange

[unitedwethrive]

1. If only Dump had chosen the Tangerine hue spray tan...

it rhymes with latrine, obscene and philistine.

[frazzled]

2. Orange rhymes

The rumor that orange doesn’t rhyme with any other word is (unfortunately?) incorrect. Orange rhymes with Blorenge (a mountain in Wales) and sporange (a technical word for a sac where spores are made).

http://blog.dictionary.com/rhyme-with-orange/

[PJMcK]

3. Don't forget the near-rhyme: Door hinge

Of course a more apt analogy for Donald Trump would be "Dead Bolt."

[LanternWaste]

4. Thanks be to God a benign irrelevancy was quickly corrected!

Thanks be to God a benign irrelevancy was quickly corrected!

Correcting the inaccuracy of a joke often makes it ten times more humorous. As it did this time...

[Lochloosa]

7. FRAZZLED SAID "SAC"

Sex thread....must delete..

[frazzled]

8. I was only quoting ...

but spore sac is a suggestive descriptor. Kind of moldy and allergenic.

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. He won't love that.

[Brother Buzz]

6. Mon Cul, a red-assed baboon, is the only creature on earth who knows an English word....

to rhyme with "orange". I once read that somewhere.