Presenting: Alt-Jesus

[kpete]

[Sherman A1]

1. Great

sad, but Great!

[lame54]

2. How much for the loaves and fishes

[Wounded Bear]

12. One shekel each...JC made a killing that day...

[TrekLuver]

3. This is a good one...right click and save.

[vlyons]

4. Alt-Jesus doesn't heal people

with pre-existing conditions. So don't bother to touch the hem of his robe, or suffer your little autistic children to come unto him, or lower Grand-Pa on a pallet through a hole in the roof. He also doesn't throw out demons from prosperity preachers or corrupt republicans.

[betsuni]

5. Even worse than Al Franken's "Supply Side Jesus"

[classof56]

13. +1000

Hadn't seen this. Thanks for posting.

As a one-time evangelical fundamentalist christian, I weep.

Peace.

[packman]

6. Posted on Tuesday, still worth a repeat

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028647055

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

18. Good find.

[bucolic_frolic]

7. She doesn't even have to mention the Republicans

everyone with half a brain knows already

[dalton99a]

8. That is their real God

[lunatica]

9. Finally! Something they can worship factually

They can even use it as a reference quotation.

[MrScorpio]

10. That's the ticket. Nt

[mcar]

11. That's their Jesus, all right

[Canoe52]

14. K&r!

[Fritz Walter]

15. At first I thought this was another nickname for Drumpf

Some of his sheeple sure seem to think he's the second coming!

Someone (here?) has already speculated that the ShitGibbon is an anti-christ, if not the anti-christ. I'll leave that discussion up to theologians.

Almost hoping that the Rapture does happen, so these non-devout Xtians wake up one morning and realize that their sky-daddy royally fucked them over!

Almost!

[LakeArenal]

16. Just a reminder...

The Apprentice theme song starts out: MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY....

[blue sky at night]

17. funny thing is...

this has been the mindset for a long time in some mainstream Churches....I left mine...

[Cha]

19. Excellent way to show trump is about as "Christian" as

a sack of shit in hell.

[ElementaryPenguin]

22. Love that! "A sack of shit in hell"

[Bernardo de La Paz]

20. That' Republiconism. Crush the people and blame Jesus and go to church on Sunday.

Their ideology has become Randite objectivism with a veneer of "personal responsibility" and "family values". They say that when the government helps the needy it is stealing from hard working families and rewarding irresponsible people. They blame the poor and disabled for being poor and disabled.

That is not Christian. But they are blinded by their greed.

They are also very shortsighted. Crushing people impoverishes a nation's best resource: its people. Creating enormous gaps in wages and wealth divides a nation. They don't have the imagination to see that personal responsibility is easily rewarded at the same time as the needy can be cared for. A nation's greatness is not measured by the richness of its oligarchs (plutocrats), but by the care it provides for all its citizens.

A Democracy Of The People is only one if it takes care of the people.

[Nitram]

21. The list is missing a reference to racism.

[neeksgeek]

23. "Expell the stranger" is a veiled reference to racism and xenophobia

But I agree, something more direct would make sense.

[Nitram]

24. Good point! I missed that.