Breaking: trump to name FOX News as National News Source of Record

[Augiedog]

Trump stated he would be issuing an executive order in the coming week that will make Fox News the official news source for the United States of American. This stunning turn of events has left rival news agencies speechless; figuratively and literally.

He said this action was bigly necessary due to all the leaking criminal illegal liars and the panting fake news organizations that lap up the leaking liars lying leaks and creating fake news.

He said his executive action would require all fake news organizations to get their real authorized news from the Fox News organization because Fox is the real deal. He said that Fox would be the only ones allowed to attended the daily briefing which now would be done in secret. Cause of leaking lying liars.

Fox News promptly held an office orgy upon hearing of their new status.

[lapfog_1]

1. except for when the soon to be fired shep smith is on - n/t

[gopiscrap]

2. I wouldn't be surprised

[rurallib]

3. good job - this is Onion worthy IMHO

[riversedge]

4. Hey, take your post down. Don't give DT any more crazy ideas please!

[Orangepeel]

5. I knew this wasn't true because it said fox and not brightbart

[Iris]

6. Jesus, Augiedog!

You scared the crap out of me!