They are never going to admit anything is wrong.

[TNNurse]

I suggest they create a medical emergency. I do not care how phony it sounds, give him a fictitious diagnosis that makes him leave office. We can all be faux sympathetic and he can leave our lives. Yes we will then need to start on Pence, but we have got to get this man out of there.

I am willing to acknowledge any pretend physical problem that gets him out of office.

[guillaumeb]

1. Jaundice causes a yellow skin condition.

Is there anything that causes skin to turn orange?

Other than growing on an orange tree?

[TNNurse]

2. Terminal live disease

will make you orange as a pumpkin, I mean dark orange. That could be it. Maybe we can start a rumor that he is dying of liver cancer.

[guillaumeb]

3. Can it affect the brain?

It would explain the appearance and the demented thought process.

[Warpy]

5. It starts in the eyeballs, so no help there

His obesity and lousy diet might do it for us, his body type just SCREAMS metabolic syndrome.

[guillaumeb]

6. Perhaps we should send him some bacon wrapped creampuffs.

And bacon wrapped lard balls.

[Warpy]

7. Nope, just junk food pies and cakes full of HFCS and trans fats

will do the job nicely. I don't know if he's got a sweet tooth, or it's just KFC and greaseburgers for him.

[TeamPooka]

4. The plot of the movie DAVE is now our best case scenario.

[dubyadiprecession]

8. They can't admit their wrong.

It's too embarrassing and besides they are in too deep now.