Colbert demolishes Trump's first solo press conference

[Rollo]

Enjoy...

"You'll want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy."

"Alllllll-righty then."

"No, you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess."

"Wow, Betsy DeVos works quick."

"It's in the highly classified briefing book, "Nuclear Holocaust Bad."

[madokie]

1. I'm glad I missed the presser

otherwise I'd probably not have a tv to watch the local news on this morning. What an ignorant ASS this cretin is.

I had to make a trip to the lowes and on my way I thought I'd turn on limberprick and sure enough he was all googoo for tRump, how pResidenticial he was, how he put the crooked fake press in their place. I only lasted a few minutes as limberpricks voice puts me in a rage and I didn't want to go to the hardware section in a rage. I actually needed a couple items, not fake items either. sad

We really need a smilie for 'tRumps sad'

[MurrayDelph]

11. I saw part of it

but turned it off for the same reason I didn't watch OJ Simpson's slow-speed chase: because if something horribly disastrous happened, the news would not cut away for fear of being the only ones who did.

[Cha]

2. "Does anybody really believe Hillary would be tougher on Russia

than donald trump?" YES!

That's how fucking sociopathic he is.

Link to tweet

Mahalo, Rollo!

[Lucky Luciano]

7. I have said it before. He did not inherit a disaster.

The job simply is too overwhelming for his reptilian brain and he cannot adjust to the magnitude of the responsibility.

[BigBearJohn]

3. I was laughing so hard I spilled coffee

[Sherman A1]

4. I came close to doing the same

thank goodness for a tight lid on it.

[Mr. Evil]

9. Mine came out of my nose! n/t

[Danascot]

13. The bit starting at about 1:20

literally had me rofl

[crazylikafox]

5. He's been even funnier than Alec Baldwin lately

His monologue has been a riff on Donald almost every night. I've been making a point to stay up and watch.

[Denis 11]

6. Whatever happened to the party of "gravitas"!

I thought they believed because they had more swagger and presence they did a better job in the Executive Branch. Trump is a disgrace. I can't wait till he is impeached.

[kwassa]

8. Colbert has been on a major roll, lately. Hilariously on-point.

and Seth Myers and Trevor Noah have been doing well, too.

[Initech]

10. Colbert has been batting 1.000 lately!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

12. More awesome from Colbert!

He is so damn good!

His takedown of Trickle Down Economics is a must see:

Sorry, can't embed. Go to: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ce9wme/the-colbert-report-the-word---ownership-society