Hey! I have an idea!

[MineralMan]

Let's convince The Donald that he can be the first US President in space. Then put him on the first Space-X manned flight. If we tell him it'll make him rich and even more famous, he might just go for it.

Who knows? He might make it back...

[Stuart G]

1. He won't come back....if I have anything to do with it....and I am..

reading your post while I am typing these words and not looking at the keyboard..!!!!!!!!!!!!

(wrong typing...correction made..oh well.........)

[Pathwalker]

5. LOL! He won't BAME it back, huh?

[Stuart G]

8. That is correct........He won't Bame it Back...and huh???

oh well.........it's swell the way I type.
and I wont give you a fight,
I type real fast...but don't look at the keys..
because..........??
I can't find a word that rhymes with keys..

.....................................oh well.........I fixed that mistake, but...there will be many more...
thank you ....

[Pathwalker]

9. Ah, it's all good; you're the bee's knees, Stuart G.

I was just teasing you. Thanks for the much needed chuckle.

[MineralMan]

12. It's just a typo. He meant Beam it back, I'm certain.

[Stuart G]

14. well.........if you insist...Beam him up Scottie....

...I hope he/Drump... takes off....as soon as possible.....bounce:

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. He's afraid to walk down a flight of stairs, aint no way he would do this.

Takes courage to go to space, he has none.

But it is a funny idea

[Stuart G]

3. No courage Don the con...

yes...

[MineralMan]

4. But think of the fame and glory!

Really. First President in space? Who could resist that.

Some SpaceX missions are successful, after all. If we put Elon Musk on the job of recruiting Trump, it might just work out.

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. LOL - speaking of Musk, he said he would cooperate with

fuckface on something, dont recall what.

I wish I had a Tesla

[MineralMan]

7. I wish I had a Tesla, too. A free one.

Then I could sell the damn thing and pay off some bills. That'd be great.

Otherwise, I have no use for such a vehicle.

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. If you put KFC on each of the steps, he might be enticed.

[Gothmog]

10. He is not healthy enough to travel in space and weights too much

[MineralMan]

11. Let's not tell him that, OK.

Keep that on the down-low...

[MFM008]

13. UFO's

will send that trash back.

[MedusaX]

15. Launch tomorrow

There is a Space X Launch scheduled for tomorrow..

Not intended to be manned... but technically it would be if 45 were aboard.

[Squinch]

17. We can tell him that everyone remembers that other Russian orangutan's name.

[Orangepeel]

18. He's afraid of stairs. He ain't getting on a spaceship.