"With enemas like you, who needs friends?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I lost my hamster&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, no one loves the First Amendment more than me. . . . It's like one of my children, . . or my beautiful wife. . . . But if the media becomes an enemy of the people, I'd be derelict in my duties if I didn't declare war on it, right? . . . Imagine what Sean Spicer could do with a couple grenades in the briefing room! . . . But don't get me wrong, I love freedom of speech."



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Above CAPTION based on the following 2/17/17 Trump tweet:

"The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!"

[lapfog_1]

1. Sad part is

I read the caption provided and thought it was a real quote.

[dalton99a]

2. Yep.

[Buckeyeblue]

3. All together now....trump is love, trump is love...

[pinboy3niner]

4. I will crush the media, see them driven before me, hear the lamentations of the women

I'm not saying that, others have said that. I've heard that from many, many people.

[skip fox]

5. Trump is saying:

"Of course I believe in freedom of speech. Just I like I believe in the freedom of listening. The press should have total freedom to listen, especially to me, but how can they hear anything if they're talking. . . . So it they are kept from talking, we'll be restoring their freedom."

[NCjack]

6. [#45]: "Folks, the fake news never mentions that

I was predicted on election day morning to lose, but I won with 306 electoral votes. the most any president has ever gotten -- giving Hillary a huge sad. It's bad enough that those reporters print leaks about me -- leaking -- that's a crime, folks. They take those leaks and write lies about them. It's a crime to leak, and when I catch the leakers, they're going to jail. And so are those slimy lying reporters. My first act to find the leakers -- these despicable disloyal criminals -- is to fire the first tier of managers at the State Department. I'll kill those assholes for screwing with me. If the leaking continues, then I'm firing the second tier, and if necessary, I'm burning their houses. At night, while they are sleeping. Believe me, folks. Believe me -- I never lie."

[skip fox]

11. Careful!!

You seem to be channeling Trump too easily, to intimately. It could be like getting too close to a fire. You might need to seek professional help.

[GallopingGhost]

7. "And today I signed an executive order

declaring every Monday Meatloaf Monday. All loyal Americans should be eating the same thing at the same time as a show of nationalist patriotism. It'll be terrific, believe me."

[randome]

8. "I can't help it, these are the words I was given. They're very, very good, important words."

"So sit down and be quiet. The last thing ANY of us want to do is get President Bannon mad at us." (Meanwhile, an NSA analyst has determined that Dolt45's blinking is morse code for 'Help'.)
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Dolt45's scorecard:
Muslim ban = failed. Yemen raid = failed. Approval ratings = failed.
Mexican wall = failed. Economic utopia = failed. Grade point average = 0.[/center][/font][hr]

[Donkees]

9. Lord of the Flies holding a horsefly Hors d'oeuvre

[GallopingGhost]

10. "Very, very dishonest press...

They refused to report the truth about why Wile E. never caught Road Runner. He always paid retail. He should have come to me; I have stock in Acme. Listen, listen,...I make deals. It's what I do, OK? I could have gotten him better quality foot springs for less money, OK? And I would have made Road Runner pay for them. Nobody negotiates like me."