As a response to Donald Trump's lies about a Swedish attack,

[MineralMan]

Will the Swedish government send millions of packages of Swedish Fish to attack the USA? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[mwooldri]

1. No worry, the Swedes have already sent an advance force....

Here they are, preparing their attack on an island somewhat culturally close to America...

[MineralMan]

3. O! Noes! Not That!

[dalton99a]

2. And the canned kind:

[MineralMan]

4. Don't eat the food in swollen cans!

[dalton99a]

5. It's a delicacy.

http://www.thelocal.se/20140210/swedish-expert-called-to-disarm-norway-fermented-herring-stink-bomb

[MineralMan]

6. All I can do is repeat the warning.

Yuck!

[MineralMan]

7. And then there is Sylta.

The Swedish version of head cheese. Now, I do love my head cheese, but I prefer home-made, and I haven't had any in years. Hormel actually used to packaged sliced head cheese as sandwich meat, but it is no longer available. It was my favorite in grammar school lunch sacks, although my mother could hardly bear to look at it. Yummy pork snouts, ears, cheek meat, tongue and all sorts of other delicacies in meat jello. What's not to love?

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[Thor_MN]

8. Maybe *45 watched "I remember Mama" and heard Uncle Chris sing this to Arne

Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds,
chased by one norwegian.
Ten thousand more ran to the shore
in the battle of Copenhagen.

[MineralMan]

9. Norge Forever!

As a Norwegian by marriage, I believe I'd heard every joke about Swedes from my wife's relatives.

Oddly enough, the Swedes tell the same jokes, but simply switch the names.