Swedish newspaper lists what actually happened "last night in Sweden"

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Bradd Jaffy ‏@BraddJaffy 2h2 hours ago
Big Swedish newspaper lists what actually happened “last night in Sweden” — written in English so Trump can read it http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/Vn17J/in-english-this-happened-in-sweden-friday-night-mr-president …

3:24 PM (local time): A man set himself on fire at Sergels torg, a plaza in central Stockholm. He was taken to the hospital with severe burns. There is so far no information on his motives but the intelligence service is not part of the investigation.

6:42 PM: The famous singer Owe Thörnqvist had some technical problems during rehearsal for the singing competition ”Melodifestivalen”. (However, the 87 year old singer still managed to secure the victory the very next day.)

8:46 PM: Due to harsh weather in the northern parts of Sweden the road E10 was closed between Katterjåkk and Riksgränsen. Due to strong winds and snow in the region the Met office also issued an avalanche warning.

12:17 AM: Police officers initiated a chase for a fleeing Peugeot through central parts of the Swedish capital of Stockholm. The pursuit ended in police officers ramming the suspect at Engelbrektsgatan. The driver is now accused of driving under the influence, traffic violation and car theft.

11:23 AM: Ok, let’s not be fake news, this story took place in the autumn, but was reported Friday before lunch and we thought you would like it. A wooden moose got the attention of a lovesick moose bull. It all happened in 79 year old Ove Lindqvist’s garden in Byske outside Skellefteå, northern Sweden. ”I thought it was going to start a fight, instead it humped the wooden moose thrice”, he said.

read: http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/Vn17J/in-english-this-happened-in-sweden-friday-night-mr-president

Former Swedish PM: 'What has he been smoking?'
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028676862

[sarah FAILIN]

1. glad we finally know the truth

[Squinch]

2. LOL! "Instead it humped the wooden moose thrice." That needs to become our code phrase

for SOMETHING. I don't know what, but it's too fabulous a phrase to just leave there.

[Wounded Bear]

24. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum-1966

Philia: That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!

Pseudolus: He raped Thrace?

Philia: And then he came and did it again! And then again!

Pseudolus: He raped Thrace thrice?

[Squinch]

27. That's a lot less funny to me.

[Bengus81]

28. The way Trump dissed Melania coming off of AF1

That moose probably got more ass than Trump did last night!!

[underpants]

3. Trump reveals his source for the horrifying news of an attack on Sweden

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/JdE9P/sa-skojar-natet-om-trumps-sverige-uttalande





More footage from the recent "incident in #Sweden." #TrumpRally #MAGA #DonaldTrump

[bigtree]

6. more raw, unedited footage of the carnage

Link to tweet

[underpants]

9. LOL. Never forget

Gary Shteyngart ✔@Shteyngart
Sweden stood with us after Bowling Green. Today we stand with Sweden.
8:15 AM - 19 Feb 2017

[femmocrat]

4. I want to move to Sweden.

It seems so peaceful.

[Vogon_Glory]

5. The report from Ove Lindqvist's Garden:

Moose bites can be nasty.

[BarackTheVote]

8. My sister was once bitten by a moose. n/t

[WhiteTara]

16. Glad there was no Thrice Humping involved!

[BarackTheVote]

18. No realli!

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

*We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

[Adrahil]

7. Okay, I've clearly missed something..... NT

[underpants]

10. At his rally yesterday Trump mention something that happened "last night in Sweden"

Related to immigrants/refugees and terror attacks.

There were no attacks Friday night in Sweden.

Bowling Green (Kellyanne)
Atlanta (Spicer)
and now Sweden (Trump)

[HassleCat]

11. "Hump the moose" is the new "Jump the shark." eom

[longship]

12. Why would anybody want to steal a Peugeot?

Madness! Simply madness!

[Brother Buzz]

19. Maybe the remaining Saab's on the road aren't considered very dependable

[boston bean]

13. ha ha

[Iggo]

14. Thrice!!!

Go Moose!

[malaise]

15. Hilarious

Ridicule him

[Thor_MN]

17. I take it the moose was a bit on the thin side.

Moose (slim) rapes multiple times after reportedly threatening violence.

[Cha]

20. Former Swedish PM: 'What has he been smoking?' Answer:

Just pulling it out of his ass again.

"All media is your enemy Except Fake fox news!"

Thanks for the report from Sweden, bigtree

[leftstreet]

21. LOL

[ThoughtCriminal]

22. Okay I'm Connecting the Dots

6:42 PM: The famous singer Owe Thörnqvist had some "So-called" technical problems during rehearsal
8:46 PM Due to "So-called" harsh weather...
12:17 AM: "Dishonest" Police officers initiated a chase for a fleeing "So-called" Peugeot through the "Sad" central parts of the Swedish capital of Stockholm...
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[struggle4progress]

23. The horror! The horror!

[Solly Mack]

25. Got to love moose love.

[MrPurple]

26. That moose was just insecure with the other lady mooses because of his "small paws"