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EarthFirst

(2,905 posts)
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 06:20 PM Feb 2017

GOP Rep.: Bales Of Marijuana Concealing Nukes Can Cross Border

A Republican congressman from Arizona defended the construction of a barrier on the U.S.-Mexico border by arguing that a nuclear weapon could be smuggled across a porous border in a bale of marijuana.

Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ), whose district is just over 100 miles away from the U.S.-Mexico border, referenced the illicit drug trade in a discussion Wednesday with CNN’s Brianna Keilar on President Donald Trump’s proposed border wall.

“The reality, Brianna, is that we have to measure all of the costs, ancillary and otherwise, and make the best decision that we can. But I can suggest to you that there are national security implications here for a porous border,” Franks said. “We sometimes used to make the point that if someone wanted to smuggle in a dangerous weapon, even a nuclear weapon, into America, how would they do it? And the suggestion was made, ‘Well, we'll simply hide it in a bale of marijuana.’”

“So the implications of a porous border have national security dimensions that are very significant and that bear a lot of conversation when we talk about costs," he said.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trent-franks-marijuana-border-nuclear-weapon

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GOP Rep.: Bales Of Marijuana Concealing Nukes Can Cross Border (Original Post) EarthFirst Feb 2017 OP
What's he been smoking? rug Feb 2017 #1
Uranium 235? n/t Motown_Johnny Feb 2017 #2
+1 nt EarthFirst Feb 2017 #4
Probably that crap they keep sending here... nt EarthFirst Feb 2017 #3
With the legalization of MJ gaining steam across the land, CrispyQ Feb 2017 #5
Member when there were WMD's in Iraq? BannonsLiver Feb 2017 #6
I heard that they were smuggling Mexicans across in bales of marijuana Angry Dragon Feb 2017 #7
No sticks, no seeds, no WMD's. Buy legal, buy local. NightWatcher Feb 2017 #8
And grow it Best_man23 Feb 2017 #38
i'm always amazed at how little intellect is needed to be a member of the house. spanone Feb 2017 #9
A republican house member. Democrats don't say wild shit like that. nt Blue_true Feb 2017 #31
Not only that TlalocW Feb 2017 #10
With calves the size of cantaloupes? n/t Motown_Johnny Feb 2017 #17
I found a wrench in a kilo once!!! panader0 Feb 2017 #11
I've heard of "free with every purchase" but this is ridiculous jmowreader Feb 2017 #12
By that logic, watermelons are also dangerous flyingfysh Feb 2017 #13
Poor Gallagher mikelewis Feb 2017 #22
That would be a total waste of yuiyoshida Feb 2017 #14
Yeah because people smart and evil enough to steal a nuke Takket Feb 2017 #15
Hmmm. Do you suppose an American is more likely to be killed by a hidden nuke in a marijuana bale Vinca Feb 2017 #16
"And don't even get me started on what could be hidden in those sheets of blotter acid!" struggle4progress Feb 2017 #18
This is the plot for a bad stoner movie. n/t bathroommonkey76 Feb 2017 #19
The best way to smuggle a nuke is to shove it up the ass of a Republican Congressman from Arizona. hunter Feb 2017 #20
Nailed it. Maybe that is why ISIL wants republicans. nt Blue_true Feb 2017 #33
I don't know... I'd kinda like to smoke a joint rolled in a nuke... sounds edgy mikelewis Feb 2017 #21
Nobody smokes Mex weed anymore, Trent Warren DeMontague Feb 2017 #23
Don't tell them man....they'll cramp the good supply. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #25
I was thinking the same thing kimbutgar Feb 2017 #26
California? Blasphemy Warren DeMontague Feb 2017 #29
I give a +1 for that comeback! kimbutgar Feb 2017 #37
Nothing smarter than Mendocino Feb 2017 #24
That Arizona republican is one of their intelligentsia. nt Blue_true Feb 2017 #34
I'm visiting him on Fri. marybourg Feb 2017 #27
Yeah! And what about all those nukes smuggled in as tooth fillings! Kablooie Feb 2017 #28
If you could smuggle something that large then you could also smuggle an assault rifle! scscholar Feb 2017 #30
Honestly we've probably spent way more over the years on the stupid drug war, than we have Warren DeMontague Feb 2017 #32
Yet another fucking idiot republican asshole... GReedDiamond Feb 2017 #35
Bales I say! Budgies Revenge Feb 2017 #36

CrispyQ

(36,518 posts)
5. With the legalization of MJ gaining steam across the land,
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 06:25 PM
Feb 2017

most of the MJ is warehouse grown. Locally. But hey, I remember finding concealed contraband in my over-the-border MJ purchases back in the day - pesky seeds!

TlalocW

(15,391 posts)
10. Not only that
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 06:33 PM
Feb 2017

The trucks hauling them aren't even trucks at all but several dozen illegal Mexican immigrants who have disguised themselves as a truck!

TlalocW

jmowreader

(50,562 posts)
12. I've heard of "free with every purchase" but this is ridiculous
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 06:38 PM
Feb 2017

Let's say I buy a bale of marijuana because I roll big joints. If there's a nuclear weapon in it, do I get to keep it?

Takket

(21,629 posts)
15. Yeah because people smart and evil enough to steal a nuke
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 06:51 PM
Feb 2017

After going to all the trouble to get it to the border are going to go... "Shit. A wall. Fuck it. Let's go home"

Vinca

(50,304 posts)
16. Hmmm. Do you suppose an American is more likely to be killed by a hidden nuke in a marijuana bale
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 06:56 PM
Feb 2017

or an AK-47 legally sold to a paranoid guy who sees things after smoking marijuana? The GOP sees danger where this is none and doesn't see danger when it exists.

hunter

(38,328 posts)
20. The best way to smuggle a nuke is to shove it up the ass of a Republican Congressman from Arizona.
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 08:46 PM
Feb 2017

They're so full shit they'll never notice and nobody charged with protecting our borders is willing to inspect those foul orifices.

kimbutgar

(21,195 posts)
26. I was thinking the same thing
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 09:23 PM
Feb 2017

They can get smoke now from California and Colorado. Why get it from Mexico.

Trent is such an idiot.

Mendocino

(7,509 posts)
24. Nothing smarter than
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 09:17 PM
Feb 2017

smuggling a WMD wrapped with an illegal smelly substance easily detected by a dog.

Kablooie

(18,641 posts)
28. Yeah! And what about all those nukes smuggled in as tooth fillings!
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 09:27 PM
Feb 2017

Each one 100 times as powerful as the Hiroshima bomb!

We must have everyone's teeth pulled before entering the United States!

 

scscholar

(2,902 posts)
30. If you could smuggle something that large then you could also smuggle an assault rifle!
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 09:49 PM
Feb 2017

That's the problem.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
32. Honestly we've probably spent way more over the years on the stupid drug war, than we have
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 10:31 PM
Feb 2017

on keeping ourselves safe from the threat of rogue nukes.

Nice that they're worried about actual dangers, now, when the past four decades we've been more busy spending billions putting pot smokers in prison.

GReedDiamond

(5,316 posts)
35. Yet another fucking idiot republican asshole...
Wed Feb 22, 2017, 10:51 PM
Feb 2017

...who is incapable of critical thinking and/or logic.

Way to go, Trent!

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