How about this...

[Ken Burch]

If Hair Fuhrer himself isn't going to show up at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and most of the press won't be there either...

Bring in the local homeless to eat whatever was going to be served to the correspondents for free.

Samantha Bee could lead everyone from the other dinner down to serve them dessert at the end.

[BainsBane]

1. Sure, you go ahead and organize it.

[lunatica]

2. At this rate they'll probably cancel it forever.

[pinboy3niner]

7. It's the major fundraiser for their scholarship program

It's still going on as scheduled this year.

[lunatica]

8. Good

It's just as well not be be pretending to be buddies with the Presidents. I wish them success since they're the ones standing between us and the wannabe dictators.

[monmouth4]

3. I've heard many schedules have opened up within the press...nt

[Gothmog]

4. There is a counter event being planned by Samatha Bee that will be great

[Ken Burch]

6. I noted that in the OP.

In the last line of the OP, I suggested a way to tie both events together(you'd want to have cameras catching it for the full effect).

[Demsrule86]

5. The press should make a point of being there and so should celebrities.

Show Trump that they don't need him...but that is also a good idea...Alec Baldwin should sit at the head table...