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underpants

(182,788 posts) Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:30 PM Feb 2017

How many Trumpkins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I really don't have a punchline. I posted this an open thread. Please offer your ideas.

Actually my wife and I did spitball a few:

None. He'll screw it by himself

5. 1 to screw it on and 4 to yell at monorities

FAKE HUES!

Ivanka sells those!

None. They prefer to be in the dark.

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How many Trumpkins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Original Post) underpants Feb 2017 OP

They SCREW in? Is this a sex thread? trof Feb 2017 #1

Well this started well underpants Feb 2017 #2

hee trof Feb 2017 #3

356,472,528 ... NanceGreggs Feb 2017 #4

One to screw in the lightbulb and 100 to complain about how the new energy efficient bulbs skylucy Feb 2017 #5

There ya go underpants Feb 2017 #9

How big is the light bulb? JHB Feb 2017 #6

It's BIG LEAGUE underpants Feb 2017 #8

Oh, Jeez, that's gonna be a lot of people, especially factoring in the small hands! JHB Feb 2017 #12

None. Bannon prefers to keep Trump in the dark. nt JTFrog Feb 2017 #7

Three, one to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder. rzemanfl Feb 2017 #10

Still can't MedusaX Feb 2017 #11

trof

(54,256 posts)

1. They SCREW in? Is this a sex thread?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:34 PM

Feb 2017

underpants

(182,788 posts)

2. Well this started well

Reply to trof (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:35 PM

Feb 2017

trof

(54,256 posts)

3. hee

Reply to underpants (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:36 PM

Feb 2017

NanceGreggs

(27,814 posts)

4. 356,472,528 ...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:38 PM

Feb 2017

... which, coincidentally, is the same number of people Trump swears attended his inauguration.

skylucy

(3,739 posts)

5. One to screw in the lightbulb and 100 to complain about how the new energy efficient bulbs

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:40 PM

Feb 2017

are a government conspiracy to take away their freedom to buy shitty old fashioned bulbs.

underpants

(182,788 posts)

9. There ya go

Reply to skylucy (Reply #5)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:42 PM

Feb 2017

Good one.

JHB

(37,159 posts)

6. How big is the light bulb?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:40 PM

Feb 2017

This influences the answer no matter how you take the question.

underpants

(182,788 posts)

8. It's BIG LEAGUE

Reply to JHB (Reply #6)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:41 PM

Feb 2017

JHB

(37,159 posts)

12. Oh, Jeez, that's gonna be a lot of people, especially factoring in the small hands!

Reply to underpants (Reply #8)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:56 PM

Feb 2017

JTFrog

(14,274 posts)

7. None. Bannon prefers to keep Trump in the dark. nt

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:41 PM

Feb 2017

rzemanfl

(29,557 posts)

10. Three, one to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:52 PM

Feb 2017

I think Edison made that one up.

MedusaX

(1,129 posts)

11. Still can't

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 08:54 PM

Feb 2017

Doesn't matter... none of them know how to turn on the lights anyway...
who knew electrical circuits were so very very complicated....
45 will claim Obama must have had all the light switches removed

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