Trump going to try to be less of an asshole tonight;

[Binders Keepers]

channel Reagan. Tall order for Orange Crush.

[Grammy23]

1. He plans to stay on script.

Good luck with that, Trumpolini. If the audience doesn't respond with accolades he thinks are good enough, count on him to stray from the text.

[Beartracks]

3. I'm not sure he could stay "on script" with a Dick and Jane book.

The only thing he'd have even a small chance of staying on script with would be his own personal bio, written by him in exalting and flowery, yet trite and repetitive, sentences.

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[global1]

2. Key Word There Is "Try".....

The question is how long can he fake a false Trump?

Depends on the audience reaction.

I hope he goes off prompter.

[Dave Starsky]

4. As Johnny Carson once said about Chevy Chase...

"He couldn't ad-lib a fart at a baked bean dinner."

[Glimmer of Hope]

5. The crazy train is too tempting for him. He can't help himself.

[dubyadiprecession]

6. I don't know about that.

Kellyanne had a lot of dog shit on her shoes, which stunk up one of the oval office couches!

[EarthFirst]

7. He doesn't have the self control...

If he cannot have the self control with his Twitter account, there is no way he can contain himself on the fly.

[BigDemVoter]

8. And if he doesn't shit in his pants and try to finger paint with it,

they'll say he was "presidential"

It's so fucking predictable!