Davd Frum nails it.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Link to tweet

David Frum ✔ @davidfrum
Pundit: “Doubts about Donald Trump have been quelled now that he has delivered an hour-long speech without jamming a pen into anyone’s eye."
5:34 AM - 1 Mar 2017

[dalton99a]

1. Heck, he can also wipe his ass without smearing shit all over his lower back

[Rorey]

3. Do you REALLY think he wipes his own ass?

C'mon now.

(I miss President Obama SO much! ...)

Edit: I know it was "Cmon man", but I'm a woman so I paraphrased.

[Wounded Bear]

12. We'll allow it...

[hatrack]

2. IOW, he passed the Joe Pesci Test

[NightWatcher]

4. He didn't choke on his tie. He's a god damn genius!

My political discourse has regressed to the point where all I do is scream like Sam Kinison at the mere mention of his name.

[Marthe48]

7. Oh so glad I'm not the only one

And while I curse, I have gotten deadly accurate clicking the mute button or changing off the channel if trump is shown.

[Grammy23]

13. I often have the remote balanced on the arm of my chair.

I scroll through my iPad while tRump is speaking, sort of half listening, talking back to the TV and generally trying not to blow my stack. If things get too much (or my husband BEGS for a reprieve) I can hit the mute button accurately without even looking up! It is a skill that comes from lots and lots of practice!

[Marthe48]

19. Rarely does one syllable finish

and like that <snap> he's on mute. I can't even find words that describe his loathsomeness.

"Loathsome things are things people hate — so much they make you want to throw up. Something loathsome is disgusting, distasteful, foul, revolting, and yucky. It's probably gross and awful, too. Some loathsome things are even repellent and nauseating. Other times, this word has a more general meaning." (vocabulary.com)

[brer cat]

10. One of the nice things about DU,

is learning I'm not alone in my horribly regressive behavior. There may soon be a DSM for trump-related anger and rage.

[smirkymonkey]

20. That's exactly how I feel! I can't even make a coherent comment!

Everything I read about him just makes me want to scream like a maniac and throw shit! This is not good for my health.

[Scarsdale]

21. Medications

The new ones seem to work! He was almost "normal"

[Cha]

5. Hope the guilty pundits read that!

[MarinCoUSA]

6. David: Take 2 aspirins and call me in 48 hours.

n/t

[mcar]

8. He didn't froth at the mouth so it was "presidential"

The media really can be ridiculous.

[rgbecker]

9. That's: "Electric Pen".

Cord didn't reach.

[ismnotwasm]

11. Exactly

[Nitram]

14. Perfect!

[MissKat]

15. let's out deep breath

thanks for this...

'cause we're in crazy town. Just remember, President Bannon's plan is to disrupt the system.
Whatever the disruption is...it's coming.

I hope that the March for Science is the biggest march humans have ever seen.

Our little group just got a bus...and we were told by the bus company that there aren't many buses left available.

We have to stay strong.

[ananda]

16. Lol

That was a good one!

[NewJeffCT]

17. Trump wouldn't jam a pen in somebody's eye

he'd tell one of his supporters to do it and he'll offer to pay them $25,000 to do it. Then, after the guy does it and gets arrested, Trump will say that the person should thank him for the tens of thousands of dollars in free publicity the guy is getting and not pay him anything.

[kentuck]

18. Good one!

Everything is back to normal. We will all be released from prison tomorrow. No more gruel. It's steak and potatoes, baby!