Holy Shit. Pelosi, Warren, Cummings call for Jefferson Beauregard to resign

[Maru Kitteh]

Link to tweet

Senator Warren

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And Elijah Cummings

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[Frogg]

1. Blood in the water!

Go Dems!

[bravenak]

3. I love our dems

They did not fall for the fake ass SOTU. We just keep up the pressure.

[Maru Kitteh]

69. YES! Go DEMS!

OUR party - draining Trump's filthy Russian swamp one traitor at a time.

[bravenak]

2. Shit is getting real y'all!

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Right? I think I'm going to go open that bottle of wine now.

THIS is a party.



March is IN LIKE A LION BABY

[bravenak]

12. It's my BIRTHDAY month!! I better see some Ides of March kicking tRump in the anals.

It's also the year of the rooster, which means just maybe I'll have some luck! My year, my month, maybe I get my fantasy? Trump in cuffs? I'd take sessions in cuffs tho. Imagining him in jail, in genpop with all of the folks he despises pleases me.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. Ohhhhh. IDES OF MARCH. I have to make my postcards.

Mr. Maru is going to wonder why all the toilet and lady products are not in their boxes! I'm "re-purposing" all the product boxes of things I think might gross him out and cutting them into post cards for the "Ides of March" post-card campaign!

[2naSalit]

22. I admire your creativity!

Yes indeed.

[Maru Kitteh]

24. Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Just doing my part for the planet!

[2naSalit]

26. I'm glad you mentioned it...

I'll have to share that one and get you some help with that project!

[bravenak]

28. Oh shit, that is my type of party! I bet we can find discounted anal lubes and hemorrhoid creams

and buy them and make postcards for trump. I never thought about this before. We need to make it a thing and tweet it out.

[Docreed2003]

54. I'm sure I can find some near expired "hemorrhoid therapy" and KY in the office!!

[Maru Kitteh]

63. I feel like I shouldn't ask about your office

But I want to!

[Docreed2003]

75. Lol...it's not terribly exotic

I'm a surgeon. Hemorrhoid are a pretty common consultation.

[Maru Kitteh]

64. YES! That we should do! Make Trump's Ides of March

Special!

I'm thinking tweetstorm it 2 or 3 days before, like the 11th or 12th?

[lagomorph777]

81. et tu, Putin?

Word is that even his boyfriend Vlad is getting sick of Agent Orange.

[brer cat]

87. Oh, great idea, Maru Kitteh.

I'm on a mission now. Send a message with that message!!

[triron]

11. I knew Sessions was in on the coup

[bravenak]

13. Me too, he even looks like a crook.

[Grammy23]

36. Actually, to me, he looks like an elf. A crooked elf.

Guilty little elf. Just needs a green hat and pointy shoes.

[bravenak]

37. An EVIL elf!

[tblue37]

42. So did Lieberman. These slimy facilitators seem to often look like the Keebler elf. nt

[putitinD]

53. the entire Republican party belongs on the Island of misfits!

[LoveMyCali]

88. I think you mean

the Island of Alcatraz.

[Docreed2003]

55. Or this guy

/revision/latest?cb=20130704213618

[susanna]

60. THIS x10000000000. He's an evil elf. n/t

[iluvtennis]

67. I was thinking those ears looked like monkey ears, but elf is more accurate. LOL

[Maru Kitteh]

68. And seriously, why is his face so damn shiny all the time.

[enid602]

45. Beau

That's Colonel Jeffisson Boregahhhhd Sehshions the Thuuuuhhd.

[bravenak]

47. That's exactly how I say it too

[NewRedDawn]

15. Me too.

As well as Mannafort, Comey, NY. FBI, Gulliani, Roger Stone,D. Trump Sr. & Jr., Flynn,Carter Page, McConnell, Nunes, Burr, Bannon,Boris Epsteyn, Rince Penis, Spicer, KellyAnne Conjob, Jullian Assange, Jill Stein, Jack Kingston... Did I leave anyone out?

[OliverQ]

46. Tillerson

[ATL Ebony]

71. Yep, Paulie Ryan

[2naSalit]

23. In all the pictures I saw

of him during the hearings he had that "donchy'all be lookin' behin' thugh divan 'cuz ah took a dump back 'ere last year" look on his guilty face.

And now I see why Sen. Franken was leaning on him. What he got was a bald faced lie that is prosecutable. (I don't think that's a real word) Someone is going to do something. here are far too many people who don't want this coup to succeed. I have my speculations but I'm not willing to share at this point.

[madaboutharry]

4. She isn't having any of this shit!

The entire administration is lying and is corrupted.

[procon]

5. There's going to be a pile on, and some Republicans will join Dems in taking down Sessions. nt

[Afromania]

6. Spotlight meet roach

[Maru Kitteh]

20. With a nice high-powered magnifying glass betwixt the two!

LOCK HIM UP.

[KittyWampus]

7. His state leads in opioid abuse. Along with McConnell's state.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Explains some of the voting patterns.

Drugs are bad . . .

[Hoyt]

10. Had about decided to ignore all this stuff until something really stuck. This one is at least tacky.

[madokie]

79. That it is, Hoyt

that it is

[Beartracks]

14. Every time I see that name, I think of THIS guy...

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[Maru Kitteh]

17. I had no idea Colonel Sanders was an actual militant.

Those poor chickens. They never stood a chance.

[triron]

18. Rachel will be all over this tomorrow

[NightWatcher]

19. And Elijah Cummings

[Maru Kitteh]

21. COOL! I'll look for that one and add it to the post.

[smirkymonkey]

25. A little glimmer of hope!

Just what we all need after last night.

[Maru Kitteh]

29. Oh, this is not going to be a good day for him tomorrow!

[Cha]

33. I know, right!

Link to tweet

[Cha]

27. Excellent statement from Nancy, Maru.. thank you! Here she is last night..

Link to tweet

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028727116#top

[Maru Kitteh]

31. Oh I saw her! It was too funny.

Now we know what she was thinking.

"Laugh it up CHUCKLES. You're going DOWN!"

[Cha]

32. Here's a tweet you'll enjoy..

Link to tweet

[democratisphere]

30. Resignations every few weeks; won't be long till they are all gone!

[MFM008]

34. I fully expect the maggot to throw

out something outrageous tomorrow.
Maybe another press conference.
To complain about Al Franken.

[theglammistress]

35. Elizabeth Warren too

I think she's the first senator.


Elizabeth Warren‏Verified account @SenWarren 9m9 minutes ago
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And we need Attorney General Jeff Sessions – who should have never been confirmed in the first place – to resign. We need it now.


https://twitter.com/SenWarren

[Maru Kitteh]

39. YESSSS!

I LOVES me some Elizabeth Warren!

[rufus dog]

38. IMO they know more

Talking to the ambassador can be explained away with the willing press. They must KNOW the exact communications, otherwise they wouldn't be going all in. I say this based upon Pelosi keeping the powder dry at the end of the Bush admin.

My guess, someone in intelligence leaked the conversations directly to them.

[BannonsLiver]

40. Resign? This mother fucker committed perjury. We're on to jail time now.

[dalton99a]

49. Yes, it's the Attorney General we're talking about.

[ffr]

51. BOOM!

Damn straight!

[Maru Kitteh]

66. Ought to be. Would be for anybody else.

But he is a rich white guy.

Look at how much money Trump has stolen from contractors and service providers. That sonovabitch should have been in jail a LONG TIME ago.

[JEFF9K]

41. Trump can really pick 'em. Not. nt

[Maru Kitteh]

43. The best judgement! The very best people. Bigly.

[ffr]

59. That motherf-ker Ross is next. All this weaves nicely in with tRump's Russian ties.

tRump's traitors are falling down like dominoes and quick!

[dalton99a]

48. Kick.

[ffr]

50. tRump's house of cards in crumbling.

If this had been someone under Clinton, it would destroy the democratic party for generations and rightly so.

REPUBLICANS MUST TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION OR THEY ARE TRAITORS!

[putitinD]

52. Why isn't she asking for Donald J. Trump to resign?

[Hekate]

56. Because he is the cherry on top the sundae.

[triron]

57. As the witch said to Dorothy

"all in good time my dear"

[IronLionZion]

82. Trump's just the tip of the iceberg

we need to investigate how deep this goes

[Hekate]

58. Maru, that is sooooo delicious

[3catwoman3]

61. Seems like the cabinet nominees should be subject...

...to the same "extreme vetting" the administration is so eager to apply to refugees and immigrants.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

62. Only five weeks in, and the Minority President has Made Scandal Great Again. 5 weeks!

His Attorney General lied under oath: did not tell the whole truth; did not reveal a pertinent fact.

Why?

Because he is covering up. He could have easily said, "I met with the Soviet Ambassador but we didn't discuss the campaign". That's what he is saying NOW.

Why didn't he say that before?

Because there is more to it than that. There is something that he needs to hide about those meetings.

Has Sessions ever met the Ambassador before meeting twice? (Similar kind of meeting, not just a chance encounter)

[triron]

65. kick for visibility

[grantcart]

70. Family time

[Maru Kitteh]

74. Hmm. Does he have any kids that still need put through college?

Wasn't that Tommy Ridge's excuse?

[Tatiana]

72. Probably should have listened to Warren's reading of Coretta King's letter.

Mrs. King did, after all, warn us Mr. Sessions was unfit for office.

[lark]

76. Someone needs to sue him for perjury.

He knows he'd lose that battle and will have to resign. Not that things would improve that much, drumpf will just find another treasonous R who will sell his soul to the twin devils Putin and drumpf. Sessions was especially nasty, though, and now is outted as someone who's comfortable lying under oath. He should be in jail, not heading the judiciary. Just shows the utter contempt drumpf has for judiciary and our laws that he's not spoken out and fired the jerk. hH doesn't give a fuck about criminality, it's what he does all the time.

[riversedge]

77. The First Domino Falls As Nancy Pelosi Calls For Jeff Sessions to Resign...............

The First Domino Falls As Nancy Pelosi Calls For Jeff Sessions to Resign


http://www.politicususa.com/2017/03/01/domino-falls-nancy-pelosi-calls-jeff-sessions-resign.html

By Sarah Jones on Wed, Mar 1st, 2017 at 11:16 pm

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Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi was, as usual, the first to call it. Pelosi called for Sessions to resign, saying he is not fit to serve as the top law enforcement officer of our country.

After the stunning news that Trump’s Attorney General Jeff Sessions lied under oath about his contact with Russian officials while he was a member of the Trump transition team, MoveOn called his resignation.

But the first domino really fell when former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi called for Sessions to resign. “Jeff Sessions lied under oath during his confirmation hearing before the Senate. Under penalty of perjury, he told the Senate Judiciary Committee, ‘I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I did not have communications with the Russians.’ We now know that statement is false,” Pelosi wrote in her statement.

“Attorney General Sessions has never had the credibility to oversee the FBI investigation of senior Trump officials’ ties to the Russians. That is why Democrats have consistently called for Sessions to recuse himself from any oversight of the investigation.

“Now, after lying under oath to Congress about his own communications with the Russians, the Attorney General must resign,” the top Democrat demanded. “Sessions is not fit to serve as the top law enforcement officer of our country and must resign. There must be an independent, bipartisan, outside commission to investigate the Trump political, personal and financial connections to the Russians.”...................................

[mopinko]

78. ok, graham and mc cain, your turn to

put your money where your mouth is.
there must be some thug who has hated him forever.

now is the time to be the patriots you like to think you are.

[BeckyDem]

80. GOOD, stand strong!

[tclambert]

83. Rule 19! Rule 19! Oh, lawdy, why do they keep persisting?

You know what? Jefferson Beauregard Sessions ain't a Senator anymore. So Rule 19 no longer applies. Senator Warren, the floor is yours. Would you like a flamethrower?

[Maru Kitteh]

84. Oh yes. Please. Let her have a nuclear flame-thrower!

SWAMP DRAINED

[raven mad]

85. I had the misfortune of having to deal with this jerk -

long ago and far far away in Alabama.

He was a hypocrite, a liar, a thief and an all-around jerk as far back as the 1980's. Some assholes can't change the way their offal stinks. He's one of them.

DUMP THIS JERK.

[Ligyron]

86. Sessions - what a moran...

Good on you Nancy.

This just gets better and better.

[Blue Owl]

89. Jeff. Fucking. Sessions.

Lying. Sack. Of. Shit.

[47of74]

90. It'll be really serious when Sen. Bitch McFornicateStick turns against him.

[Invidious15]

91. Jefferson Beauregard...

I hope Ol' JBS didn't burn his bridges. After he resigns he can always go back to his old job as one the Keebler Elves. You don't suppose he was named after Jefferson Davis and Brigadier General PGT Beauregard, traitors both playing major roles in The Confederacy?