💡IDEA! If he's not using the White House on weekends, can we?

[underpants]

The National Park service could hold a lottery pick type thing for one AMERICAN family to sleep over in the White House on weekends when he's not there. She's never there so, as always, it's all about him.

Not the actual private residence of course. Say the Lincoln bedroom before it gets turned into a Kardashian-esque "glam room" which may also be used for Barron's nightly full body caviar rubdowns <--- you can google both those stories. Yes they're real.

If it's a really large family maybe some of the kids can crash on the couches in the Oval Office - as long as they don't put their feet on the furniture but that really goes without saying (in good homes).

[forgotmylogin]

1. A ceremonial linen change in front of potential guests would be an upcharge!

[underpants]

3. Linens MADE IN AMERICA of course

Maybe Jeff Sessions knows a good domestic linen provider.

It's so funny because it's SO RACIST!!

[AJT]

2. Whitehouse rave!

[pinboy3niner]

4. DU Meetup in the White House!

[Portland_Anni]

5. I'm sure Drumpf would want a cut of the profits from this.

And if it proved lucrative enough he would argue the need to put a tower or casino on that site to make the bigly profit HUGE. Of course Trump would get a cut and would argue this part of 'makin Merica great agin' proved the wisdom of him and his people should stay in charge. Screw having an election and chance getting in some poor asshat Putin and Alt Right lower case Nazi hated.

[MuseRider]

6. Trump cooties

no thanks. Ewwwwwww

[Ms. Toad]

7. Wait, I thouhgt I didn't need to worry about losing ACA, since natural cures were

basically free . . .

https://olmafood.com/store/beluga-caviar?gclid=CjwKEAiA6OnFBRDcgt7YmPKI33ESJACJoTJYo0YCE1WEJh7Ue2iZAakL9NLNmxvyuGb8D-o93Yv2TRoCVa3w_wcB

$129/night x 365 = $47085, assuming only one jar per night.

Melania, you lied to me!