Papa's Priority
Papa John’s Pizza doesn’t exactly have a for-the-people reputation, at least among the freeloaders who want higher minimum wages, affordable health care or any of them-there people who choose non-heterosexual lifestyles.
The company doesn’t have a lot of respect for stomachs, either, and now they want us to stomach a $2.99 “priority fee” — meaning that, for just three bucks, your delivery goes to the front of the line. Screw granny. She shouldn’t have ordered an hour ago unless she was ready to pony up and have it delivered at least in time for her funeral.
Oh, and this rocket delivery fee (which comes with no guaranteed delivery window) is in addition to the separate “delivery fee” that no one understands, either. And you’re still supposed to tip the delivery person, but you’re probably too broke because your Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, spicy Italian sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms and black olives with delivery and priority fee just cost 4 hours worth of minimum wages
Update: Philosophers are working on what would happen if a person ordered Papa John’s priority pizza from a Basic Economy seat on American Airlines.
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