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Lithos

(26,403 posts) Sun Mar 5, 2017, 07:02 PM Mar 2017

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Garrison Keillors Trumpian Interpretation Of Psalm 23 Is Spot-On Perfect

The Lord is my shepherd. OK? Totally. Big league. He is a tremendous shepherd. The best. No comparison. I know more than most people about herding sheep. And that’s why I won the election in a landslide and it’s why my company is doing very very well. Because He said, “I’m with you, Donald. You will never want.”

http://americannewsx.com/humor/garrison-keillors-nterpretation-psalm-23/

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Garrison Keillors Trumpian Interpretation Of Psalm 23 Is Spot-On Perfect (Original Post) Lithos Mar 2017 OP

Bigly. dchill Mar 2017 #1

I'm sure that the Donald would think lapucelle Mar 2017 #2

But of course! Lithos Mar 2017 #3

+1!!! The only part that doesn't ring true is Trump knowing so much of Dustlawyer Mar 2017 #4

BRILLIANT!!!! GO , GARRISON(eom) Demoiselle Mar 2017 #5

dchill

(38,484 posts)

1. Bigly.

Reply to Lithos (Original post)

Sun Mar 5, 2017, 07:13 PM

Mar 2017

lapucelle

(18,252 posts)

2. I'm sure that the Donald would think

Reply to Lithos (Original post)

Sun Mar 5, 2017, 07:21 PM

Mar 2017

his version is superior to the original.

Lithos

(26,403 posts)

3. But of course!

Reply to lapucelle (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 5, 2017, 07:37 PM

Mar 2017

Jesus would be so fired today....

Dustlawyer

(10,495 posts)

4. +1!!! The only part that doesn't ring true is Trump knowing so much of

Reply to Lithos (Original post)

Sun Mar 5, 2017, 08:31 PM

Mar 2017

the Bible. If somehow he did know it, this is what he would have said, believe me!

Demoiselle

(6,787 posts)

5. BRILLIANT!!!! GO , GARRISON(eom)

Reply to Lithos (Original post)

Sun Mar 5, 2017, 08:38 PM

Mar 2017

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