At a sensitive time like this in politics, it's important to reach across the aisle

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

and slap these whiny little shits a bit more, spike the ball, turn them around and give them one more atomic wedgie.

Shhhhh, you can still hear their heads exploding.

[seabeyond]

1. you know, i am a bit humble

and am particular how i go after another.

you say it about right.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

8. I think it's only kind

that we keep saying "thank you" to the 40+% of the electorate for paying for our health insurance. It really is nice of them.

Maybe we could even say that the money we saved on insurance allowed us to buy beer, lottery tickets, and abortions (the last of which it turns out they paid for).

I realize none of this is true, but they think it is, and that's all that matters.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Yes,

wringing their scrawny, wretched necks with a high degree of sensitivity is much classier.

[santamargarita]

3. Slapping a Republican up side the head is the only way to get his attention

And we need to do it a lot more!

[SemperEadem]

4. well put

it's time to really drive home the fact that they are all about fucking over anyone who is not wealthy and who does not throw money their way.

[KansDem]

5. I'll extend my hand...

...in "Everlast"-ing bipartisanship.

[gordianot]

6. Just take the words of Republican intellectual Rush Limbaugh to gauge a response.

19. “From this day forward, somebody propose it, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns. It’s just that simple. Liberals should have their speech controlled and not be allowed to buy guns. I mean if we want to get serious about this, if we want to face this head on, we’re gonna have to openly admit, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns, nor should they be allowed to use computer keyboards or typewriters, word processors or e-mails, and they should have their speech controlled. If we did those three or four things, I can’t tell you what a sane, calm, civil, fun-loving society we would have. Take guns out of the possession, out of the hands of liberals, take their typewriters and their keyboards away from ‘em, don’t let ‘em anywhere near a gun, and control their speech. You would wipe out 90% of the crime, 85 to 95% of the hate, and a hundred percent of the lies from society.”
~Rush Limbaugh, The Rush Limbaugh Show, January 2011

[barbtries]

12. he actually said that?

and people still listen to him. omigawd. hard to believe that he's worse than i thought; i didn't think my opinion of him could sink any lower.

[gordianot]

15. He regularly says as bad or worse.

Actually for Rush the Sandra Fluke comments were mild. Check link: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/03/08/35-hateful-and-stupid-rush-limbaugh-quotes/

[deutsey]

13. He forgot the part about rounding us up and sending us to concentration camps

where work will make us free.

[gordianot]

16. He did say once about putting remaining liberals in museums but cannot find the quote.

There was similar talk in Europe in the 1940's about keeping a Jewish colony for instructional purposes. Fascism and fascist are ugly and they walk our streets.

[deutsey]

19. I remember that comment

Goebbels would envy this despicable fathead.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. I've been saying that for years

I even told my Democratic congressman to quit reaching across the aisle unless it was to slap the shit out of the other side.

[earthbone]

9. Exploding heads,

Its unfortunate we could not somehow harness all the energy from those exploding heads. Or did we ?[Obama wins in a landslide].

[Wounded Bear]

10. Bait and switch! Bait and switch!

[Kingofalldems]

11. Fox news would be on a 24/7 gloatfest

had it gone the other way. With a crawl at the bottom--'Is the Democrat party out of touch with America?'

[Spitfire of ATJ]

20. Something is to be said for tradition.

We need to moon their cameras.

[deutsey]

14. What did the five fingers say to the Republican's face

SLLLAAAAP!!!!

[SoCalDem]

17. Aaaaw.. have some compassion.. They were a'comin' down the home stretch

they could taste sweet victory and then.....

[deutsey]

18. That's what I love about Fox and CNN getting it wrong at first

All those dipshits beginning to celebrate only to have a cosmic "psych!" pulled on them.