Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. It is

[applegrove]

her 5th time so there may be other 5 timers there to congratulate her.

[True Dough]

1. And she's about to get divorced

raising the hopes of a handful of DUers that they might have a chance.

Sorry fellas, but NOPE!

[spanone]

3. hey, a boy can dream!

[redstateblues]

2. Ho Hum- her career seems to have gone the way of Nicholas Cage. Action hero

[Initech]

4. So the Avengers movies and Ghost In The Shell don't count?

[a kennedy]

5. all I want to know......is Melissa McCarthy gonna be on?? eom

[applegrove]

6. I know. Spicer had some gymnastics to do this week so maybe. There is

some there there for Melissa to do her take on.

[pressbox69]

9. Me too.

[Marcuse]

7. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell

will replace Baldwin in the role of *45.

[sarah FAILIN]

8. Maybe I'm watching the wrong one

Bill Paxton is hosting, but he is dead.

Editing to add, it not even time, lol! This must be a repeat tribute.

[pressbox69]

10. Sorry to hear

Baldwin no longer wants to play false flag #45. Maybe they can get Meryl Streep to play him at least once or twice. We know #45 thinks women are weak so she would be perfect to portray #45, and she has experience.

Not only that but imagine the anguish #45 undergoes when he remembers her as Ethel Rosenberg, tormenting his legal God Roy Cohn on his death bed. Long live Lady Streep.

[bettyellen]

11. McKinnon's doing Sessions and ? Doing Franken...

[bettyellen]

12. Ali-baby! HA