Onion: Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannons Body Throughout Nat'l Security Meeting

[Miles Archer]

Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting



http://www.theonion.com/article/rodent-clearly-making-its-way-through-steve-bannon-55467

WASHINGTON—Noting that the White House chief strategist’s skin stretched and bulged as the animal scurried about, sources confirmed Tuesday that a rodent was clearly making its way through Steve Bannon’s body during a national security meeting. “You could see the outline of a rat or maybe a very large mouse scampering inside Mr. Bannon for the entire 90-minute strategy session,” said Deputy National Security Advisor K.T. McFarland, adding that at one point the rodent-shaped lump paused and turned in circles several times before darting down the former Breitbart editor’s neck. “I tried not to stare, but the thing kept peeking its head out of Steve’s nostrils. I just had to look away when its tail popped out of his left tear duct.” At press time, White House sources confirmed that a faint squeaking noise could be heard every time Bannon opened his mouth to speak.

[putitinD]

1. what are all those sores all over his skin?

[roamer65]

10. Probably HPV.

[L. Coyote]

11. He is being deconstructed.

[putitinD]

2. I wonder how long its been since he washed his hair? months? years?

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. Good grief. He looks like he has lepresy! eom

[dalton99a]

4. Too bad Tom DeLay is not around

to fix that little infestation

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. Lemmiwinks!

[bunnies]

8. He's confused by the anus at both ends!!

Poor Lemmiwinks!

[GallopingGhost]

6. omg

[PearliePoo2]

7. Good grief, he's about the ugliest human (in every way) I've ever laid eyes on.

He looks like his days are numbered and he's ready to croak any minute.
Would it be mean of me to hope it happens sooner rather than later? (for the sake of our Nation and planet)

[eppur_se_muova]

9. If Rove was "Turd Blossom", can we call Bannon "Gin Blossom" ? nt