"The truth is whatever I say today!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Spicer!!!!

[skip fox]

Sean ("Don't make me come down there&quot Spicer is saying: "The White House utterly condemns the dastardly and criminal act of stealing two pages of The President's 2005 tax returns. We consider it a brazen felony against President Trump and the entire nation. . . . But to answer your question, The President is not interested in discovering who leaked these returns. . . I know we've gone to great pains trying to find leakers before, but we've decided, with this one, to just let it drop. . . . We're feeling generous. . . By the way, did you see how good those returns made the President look?"




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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rachel-maddow-donald-trump-tax-return_us_58c8a110e4b022994fa317ba?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

[skip fox]

1. Sean Spicer is saying:

"We know Hillary is involved. . . . And Obama. . . . And the C.I.A. . . . And Rosie O'Donnell. . . . And. . . ."

[underpants]

4. Maybe a microwave sent them.

They could you know use it's magical microwave powers to change the paper's biological structure and transport them over a transom. Like that Mikey kid in the chocolate factory movie. Great movie. Lots of memes came from that movie. Mikey liked TV, I like being on TV. Take THAT Mikey!

[underpants]

2. Well yeah it was just the two pages but, as Donnie Jr. said,

-and let's be clear Donnie Jr. is very intelligent we all know that - the actual tax return is really 12,000 pages and can't be understood by mere mortals..unless you are someone as bright and well rounded as Donnie Jr.

[KittyWampus]

3. Help, my suit is eating my head!

[Donkees]

5. The leak was traced to a microwave camera in the MSNBC break room