Lone Woman Roasts Roger Stone to Tenderness in 80-Tweet Series of Impeccable Burns

[L. Coyote]

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/03/roger-stone-inauguration-outfit-twitter-roast-is-hilarious.html

@spookperson, who has an entire thread of 80-something tweets devoted to taking down his #dandy look.

"... good to see rockefeller's corpse out on the town again"

Join the fun:

Plenty of other people have also chimed in on the thread, not that anyone can top it. But Stone’s outfit is so burnable, it could power an entire factory for years ...

My dude looks like his great-great-grandmother dressed him as her carriage man.

[Iggo]

1. LOL...winner.

"my boy looks like willy wonka if it took place during the industrial revolution and all the kids just straight up died"

[gratuitous]

2. Is it formal night at the Swinger's Club?

You're all aware, of course, that Roger Stone is a "swinger"; that is, he and his wife go to a private club and swap spouses. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you might run that tidbit of information past your Trump-humping friends and relatives when they're holding forth on how moral Trump (on his third marriage with five kids that we know about by three different women) and all his staff people are.

[LOL Lib]

9. I have heard this but my mind says it's BS.

Roger Stone would have to pay big $$$ for the company of a woman. I'm not sure any amount would be enough for me. He is vile in every imaginable way. At least to me. I'm not picky either, but his character and misogynistic twitter rants make me want to hurl.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. He's just an utterly bizarre person, inside and out.

Freakishly odd, and most likely mentally unhinged by the way his Tweet rages read.

[pkdu]

4. Those tweets are hilarious! Thanks. nt

[LanternWaste]

5. Looks like Stone is a closet fan of Steampunk.

Looks like Stone is a closet fan of Steampunk.

[JHan]

6. looooooooooooooool

[rsdsharp]

7. Admittedly he looks ridiculous,

but morning clothes was the traditional dress for the inauguration. Looks at pictures of JFK at his inauguration. He was wearing a cutaway, a waistcoat and striped trousers -- just like Stone. He also had a top hat, but obviously didn't wear it during the swearing in or his speech.

[L. Coyote]

8. Morning clothes or mourning clothes. At least he wasn't dressing like Putin.

Topless!

Dear Roger,

You are cordially invited to the funeral for democracy, aka Trump inauguration, ....

[Foamfollower]

10. Read them all!

It's so worth it to spend the time and read every tweet she made!

[L. Coyote]

11. She was on a real roll.