What the actual **** is going on at Secret Service?

[Recursion]

Agents taking surreptitious photos of the grandson. Laptop stolen from an agent (and the thief ditched cash from the bag so you know it was targeted). A fence jumper stays on the grounds for fifteen minutes.

Look, I hate Dorito Mussolini as much as the next guy, but if you think the nation became a fucking madhouse after 9/11, you ain't seen nothing compared to what would happen if (God forbid) something happened to Trump because the Secret Service had their thumbs up their asses.

Somebody needs to fix the protective detail right the hell now.

[California_Republic]

1. Maybe they want that

To justify his private security

[SledDriver]

4. kinda thinking the same thing...

[Jonny Appleseed]

2. Yeah "fix"* it

(*See "Trump to English Dictionary" -quotation marks edition)

[WomanWhoRoars]

3. What if

.....Trump had it stolen to see if someone in the secret service has been leaking info?

[Kahuna7]

5. I know better than to leave my work laptop (or any laptop)..

unattended in a car. But especially my worktop because I would be accountable to my employer if it went missing. You would think a SS agent would know better.

[adigal]

8. I read she left it on her motorcycle....sounded like fake news, though!! ;) nt

[demtenjeep]

6. maybe they are tired of his disrespect

and just don't give a fuck

[adigal]

7. OK, my tinfoil hat is on...maybe they are sending him a message

Mess with the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the DNI and the Secret Service and we may not be able to stop something from happening.

I have a really hard time believing a Secret Service agent left a laptop on her motorcycle in Brooklyn by accident in the cold weather. And that there was someone on the White House grounds for 17 minutes and no one investigated???

Or maybe they despise him and are just messing with him.

[Recursion]

11. Three blocks from Brighton Beach

Three blocks from the epicenter of the Russian Mob in the US.

[Old Terp]

9. Yeah, the beagle sort of agrees

Maybe you don't quite stand down, but don't move too fast to sniff it out. This is the beagle that took a big nasty dump in front of a Trump sign. He's a good dog.

[Tatiana]

10. Infiltrated by Russians, too?

I can't logically explain why something like this would happen.