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PRESS: "The entire intelligence community says that there is zero evidence that Obama had anyone do any surveillance on you. Why do you keep saying he did?"
TRUMP: (Reaches into Depends and flings content on press)
"I saw the word 'wiretap' in one article and 'Obama' in another and knew Obama was wiretapping me."
PRESS: (Wiping faces)
"But how could that possible mean that....."
TRUMP: (Unbuckles pants)
"Jimmy Kalecka of Aberdeen, Michigan said the same thing on his website. But I didn't say it. They said it."
(Drops trou and shoots moon )
PRESS: ((Recoiling in disgust)
"OH MY GOD! You just SAID IT!"
TRUMP: (Still bent over, farts loudly)
"I didn't mean actual wiretapping. Could be other things."
PRESS: (coughing, gagging and covering mouths and noses with handkerchiefs)
"Dear God, Like , like what?"
TRUMP: (Jams finger up nose and begins to root)
"I am not going to say. I have a lot of evidence. I may say it tomorrow or wait a week or maybe never.
(Displays large green goober)
or NOW!"
(Flicks it towards press)
PRESS: (Crying and scattering)
"What evidence and why are you waiting?"
TRUMP: (Opens mouth as host of locusts fly out)
"The evidence that Obama made the British do it."
PRESS: (screaming, shoving to get out of room).
"You know that we can check that out, right?"
TRUMP: "Go ahead. But someone said it on FOX, I am just saying what he said. You should ask him not me."
(Grabs live chicken and bites the head off.)
gopiscrap
(23,758 posts)Bozvotros
(785 posts)Astonishingly shameless performances by Spicer and Trump past few days. You have to pity the press corp.