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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)An able-bodied senior citizen who refuses to do anything but watch television receives three free government meals every day, according to reports.
The senior, who has three piping-hot meals wheeled up to him each day, reportedly has no intention of working and prefers to fill his hours watching cable news.
Even more outrageously, the recipient of the meals spends most weekends in Florida, where the flow of free government food continues without interruption.
Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of the Center for Benefit Reduction, a think tank that focuses on reducing federal benefits, called the individuals consumption of free government meals the worst abuse of the system Ive ever seen.
More: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/able-bodied-senior-who-watches-tv-all-day-receives-free-government-meals
caroldansen
(725 posts)LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)He sure acts like a 10 year old.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)him to work for his meals are, at best, ill-informed. You cant expect someone to do a job when hes completely unqualified, the source said.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)dalton99a
(81,485 posts)Plus all the HUGE benefits for family and friends.
gordianot
(15,237 posts)He does share in benefits.
choie
(4,111 posts)not to mention he gets free transportation and healthcare...and has millions in the bank. Isn't that what they used to call "Cadillac Welfare queens?"
dchill
(38,488 posts)In Chief.
napi21
(45,806 posts)and some don't get them 7 days per week. As to seniors who "don't do anything" goes, they spent their entire adult life working EVERY DAY, and have earned the chance to be free to do NOTHING!
Fast Walker 52
(7,723 posts)Trump Voter Shocked To Find That Her Meals On Wheels Could Be Cut
I was under the influence that he was going to help us.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/one-direction-singer-says-trump-once-kicked-band-out-of-hotel-for-not-meeting-his-daughter_us_58cd672be4b0ec9d29dc8348
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)showering free coverage on Trump's every twitch and belch.
Fast Walker 52
(7,723 posts)but it is accurate!
IronLionZion
(45,435 posts)In the past, Republicans would quietly fund programs that helped their white voters while demonizing "urban people" and immigrants and anyone who must be voting for Democrats as the ones leaching off our tax dollars like lazy dark skinned criminals.
Trump screws the people who put him in office. It's amazing how many enemies he's making.
choie
(4,111 posts)Andy Borowitz, right?
Solly Mack
(90,764 posts)dalton99a
(81,485 posts)Stonepounder
(4,033 posts)I put "Borowitz" in the title, "The Borowitz Report" in the first line, and the link has both "humor" and "borowitz-report". I didn't have room in the title to put 'humor' and "satire" tags.
OK, This is HUMOR and SATIRE. Andy is talking about tRump!
Canoe52
(2,948 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)has truth in it. I still am surprised that people didn't catch the humor, but Borowitz is a genius at taking fact and giving it a little twist.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)if you consider KFC and McDonalds "meals".
Question: How does one live to be 70+ eating fast food three times a day and having a physician who is a complete quack? It defies all logic, I tell ya.
red dog 1
(27,797 posts)I'll bet, (mostly because of his fast food diet), he has high blood pressure; and it wouldn't surprise me at all if he also had Type 2 Diabetes.
Paladin
(28,255 posts)PatSeg
(47,422 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)not fooled
(5,801 posts)lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)Along with his entourage as well.
Different Drummer
(7,614 posts)red dog 1
(27,797 posts)Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)Blue_Warrior
(135 posts)Come on guys! Get it together!
world wide wally
(21,742 posts)So, he gets paid to eat.
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)That's why Trump is violating the constitution by not divesting his businesses.
Kleptocrat in chief
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)one trumpite tweeted that yeah, MOW started out as a good program, but these days, recipients are trading their meals for drugs...maybe DFT's in that underground MOW/drug trade network now... (grrr)
red dog 1
(27,797 posts)I love The Borowitz Report!
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)I guess he took off for Florida on Saturday, instead of Friday (?) The arrogance that allows him to blatantly ignore all his campaign claims is disgusting.
LisaL
(44,973 posts)I have no clue whatsoever why his voters believed whatever he was saying. It's not like they weren't warned.
BHDem53
(1,061 posts)I had no idea McD's delivers meals.
alterfurz
(2,474 posts)...plays lots of golf, and always seems to be in Florida is a retiree, not a President." -- @JasonKander
Kimchijeon
(1,606 posts)LOL
raven mad
(4,940 posts)But we're stuck with him for a bit -
My husband's ex-mom-in-law called, and is freaked - she's 89. We adore her, she's such fun but voted for sTrumpet............ and is getting crazy because her very minimal benefits being cut off means she'll die.
I hate him.
Cha
(297,196 posts)JI7
(89,249 posts)Saviolo
(3,282 posts)Tom Tomorrow has been bemoaning the fact that strips he penned within the last 5 years are now practically non-fiction.
I feel bad for the satirists. At some point folks like Borowitz, Tomorrow, and Bolling won't have anything left to satirize. Reality will be so absurd that they'll have to become news anchors.
pressbox69
(2,252 posts)Let Borowitz eat Trumps tax returns.
Saviolo
(3,282 posts)is Trump himself. It's a satirical piece.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,437 posts)Right, satire: I get it. But seriously, the cost of his meals is deducted from his paycheck.