Ya ever take a shit?

[retrowire]

And it reminds you of Trump?

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[hrmjustin]

1. .

[Heartstrings]

2. Every morning! n/t

[retrowire]

7. Healthy! Nt

[roamer65]

3. Donald Dump.

[dhill926]

4. if I took a bright orange dump...

I'd definitely go see the doctor....

[retrowire]

6. LOL nt

[BeyondGeography]

5. Nah. My shits are fantastic.

I take the best shits.

[GoCubsGo]

8. Nope. My shit don't stink.

Trump reeks to a point where it makes a person want to pass out.

[LOL Lib]

9. Only once.

My boyfriend took me out for Mexican and I may have drank a small amount of tequila. The next morning dump was Trumpesque in texture, color, and heft.

[Docreed2003]

10. Like this one??

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. If I did, I'd dial 9-1-1 or else

call an exorcist, ASAP, because it'd mean my body was seriously screwed up.

[Xolodno]

12. I don't give a shit about Trump.

[lastlib]

13. My new euphemism for #2 is "dump a Trump".....

I work around a lot of construction sites where they have portable toilets, and a few of them have graffiti referring to the storage tank as a "trump Dump"... makes me .

[Jane Austin]

14. I can't believe

I clicked on this title!

[LeftInTX]

17. ROFL

Laughing so hard, I almost peed my pants


(At least it wasn't #2)

[NightWatcher]

15. One time I got real stoned and ate an entire bag of Cheetos

Still the deuce wasn't trump-orange-y enough.

[Lint Head]

16. That's corny.

[TheBlackAdder]

22. Sometimes I eat a lot of Corn and Blue Icees. I'll shit a Trump wearing an Olive Green Camo Outfit.

[Lint Head]

23. Oh no! I just spit my coffee!! LOLOLOLOL

[kskiska]

18. Reminds me of this

Donald proudly tells Howard Stern that he has never heard Melania fart and has never been aware of any of her bowel movements. Because who could ever stand a woman who passes gas.

[Kaleva]

19. when and if it does happen, It's gonna be huge!

[TheBlackAdder]

20. I leave shits. Especially ones that look like Trump, with a lot of yellow corn in it.

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It lies there for a minute, because that's all it seems to do is lie.

Then, I flush it, and watch it spin, because when trapped in a spiral, all it does is spin.


Then, it's gone, until the next time I'm forced to confront it. Then, repeat process.


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[Kimchijeon]

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That is all .