Show of hands: Who here, besides me, hasn't borrowed $$ from Russians?

[lindysalsagal]

Because now that a french candidate is taking Kremlin $$, I'm wondering if I'm the only one missing out!!!

http://boingboing.net/2017/01/05/e9m-russian-loan-to-french-far.html

[Binkie The Clown]

1. Not Russian money, but I have several millions on the way from Nigeria. n/t

[5X]

2. You'll need to launder that...

I can help if you just send me your account info.

[Binkie The Clown]

7. Laundry is no problem. I have an old Maytag. n/t

[lindysalsagal]

8. United Bank of Ruskie:

kgb0000000000000

[The Big Ragu]

4. Do you accept credit cards?

[GWC58]

3. My hand is raised,

raised way high over my head!🤳 Not exactly a "raised hand," but you get my drift.

[HoneyBadger]

5. Not Russia

But each of us owes China a nice car

[lindysalsagal]

9. Yikes!

They seem to let us forget about that, don't they?

[doc03]

6. Well I actually worked for a Russian steel billionaire for a while. Alexie Mordachov

owner of Severstal Steel bought out our company in 2008 then a few years later sold the company when
the USA and Russian relations started going south. Believe it or not Severstal treated us better than any of
our American owners. According to Wikipedia Mordachov is Russia's richest person that is if you don't count Putin.

[lindysalsagal]

10. As far as I know, it's ok if they owe YOU money, just not the other way around!

!!!