Jason Linkins, HuffPo: Just imagine what Kushners daily schedule is going to be like.

[Miles Archer]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jared-kushner-everything-czar_us_58d95499e4b02a2eaab6664f?

9:00-9:30: “Fox and Friends” debrief.

9:30-10:00: Provide broadband internet service to entire nation.

10:00-11:00: Stop working on providing broadband internet service to entire nation to focus on just providing it to entire government first.

11:00-11:30: Elevensies.

11:30-1:00: Working lunch to solve the intractable Israel-Palestine peace process that adults in government have been working on to no avail for decades.

1:00-1:30: What do you mean there are other places in the Middle East that need tending to? FFS, people, I can’t possibly do everything!

1:30-2:00: Daily “I can’t possibly do everything” meeting with POTUS. POTUS reminds Kushner that the AHCA went down because he was off in Aspen, skiing.

2:00-2:15: Cancel all skiing vacations for the foreseeable future.

2:15-2:30: Search for another samovar of coffee to push through the rest of the afternoon.

2:30-3:30: Develop one “transformative project for America under the banner of Trump’s $1 billion infrastructure program.”

3:30-3:45: Meeting with POTUS to discuss “transformative project.” POTUS says there is still something missing.

3:45-4:15: WHAT IS IT MISSING? COME ON KUSHNER, THINK! YOU CAN DO THIS.

4:15-4:30: Trump’s name added to transformative project. POTUS signs off.

4:30-4:45: A brief wander through the White House. How did it come to this? Didn’t life used to be so much simpler? I could have done anything. I really would have liked to own the Dodgers. Oh, man, the crack of bat, fists pounding on leather, the scents of an afternoon ballgame? Heaven is a patch of well-manicured grass, the cheers of the crowd, fathers in the upper decks teaching their freckle-faced kids how to score the game, and nothing but the expanse of a hazy Southern California afternoon ahead of you. That should have been me. That’s what I was meant to do. How did I end up here? I only vaguely remember: My name, shouted in a certain dawn … a message … a summons … There must have been a moment, at the beginning, where I could have said – no. But somehow, I missed it.

4:45-6:00: Fix the VA system, the opioid crisis, streamline government, and maybe do some trade stuff?

6:00: Fifteen hours of weeping.

[tenorly]

1. 7:00: Dinner with Ivanka.

Although she never shows up; something about "giving daddy a hand."

[DK504]

2. Brilliant. LOL....great.

How will the Kushners every get through the day when they are busy being grifters? So much corruption, so little time.

[Generic Other]

3. Are you sure this isn't the schedule?

06:30 Wake-up

06:30–06:45 Morning exercises, personal hygiene and making the beds

06:30–07:15 Leisure time for prisoners who are not engaged in work during that period

06:30–07:15 Telephone calls

07:15–07:45 Breakfast (food is served in cells)

07:45–08:00 Leisure time for prisoners who are not engaged in work during that period

07:45–08:00 Telephone calls

08:00–08:30 Morning roll-call (roll-call takes place in cells)

08:20–08:30 Escorting the prisoners to work and school

08:30–19:00 Walks by prison wards

08:30–12:30 Leisure time for prisoners who are not engaged in work or studies during that period

11:45–12:00 Arrival from school

12:30–13:00 Lunch (food is served in cells)

13:00–17:00 Leisure time for prisoners who are not engaged in work or studies during that period

13:20–13:30 Escorting the prisoners to school

14:00–17:00 Telephone calls

16:20–16:30 Escorting the prisoners from work to prison ward

16:30–16:45 Escorting the prisoners from school to prison ward

17:00–17:30 Supper (food is served in cells)

17:30–20:00 Leisure time for prisoners who are not engaged in work during that period

17:30–20:00 Telephone calls

20:00–20:30 Evening roll-call (roll-call takes place in cells)

20:30–06:30 Time of retiring.

http://www.vangla.ee/en/news-and-numbers/example-daily-prison-schedule