What's with Dolt 45*'s hair? Stress-induced alopecia?

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Trump Has Humiliating ‘Hair Disaster’ Live On National TV – Internet Exploding

By Liz Lee -
March 28, 2017

Trump met with the Fraternal Order of Police today. He’s promised America he would bring back the rule of law throughout his entire campaign, so the meeting was obviously an important one.

However, if you’re easily distracted, something will have caught your eye continuously during the meet caught by the press. Remember the scene in the Austin Powers movie where he can’t get past the guy’s mole? It’s like that.

It’s an odd bald spot.

Sure, Trump’s hair has always been the center hair piece (get it?) of jokes; however, today’s coiffure was beyond bad.

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http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/03/28/trump-has-humiliating-hair-disaster-live-on-national-tv-internet-exploding/

[FSogol]

1. He is 70.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. He doesn't want anyone to know that.

Despite the fact that he's paunchy and jowly and balding, in his mind he's studly and hot and all the ladies want him to... you know.

[FSogol]

5. I would say his eyesight sucks too, but it is probably more of a mental issue. n/t

[hatrack]

19. 71 in less than 3 months

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[FakeNoose]

29. Now we know why Ivanka moved into the White House

He can't find a good barber. She must be fixing his hair for him.

[HipChick]

2. Why isn't Bill O'Reilly talking about this?

[rgbecker]

17. LOL! That ain't no James Brown Wig, that's for sure.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. It's also a shade of yellow not found in nature.

I think he "does" his own hair, but I've never seen hair dye that shade of neon yellow on any drugstore shelf anywhere. Even golden showers probably wouldn't produce that color. Maybe he uses food coloring so nobody will discover any empty hair dye packages.

[FSogol]

6. Perhap the Russian Strippers were eating lots of riboflavin, that could account for the neon yellow.

[bdamomma]

39. Strip that head piece away

and his spray tan he looks like crap, he does anyway.

[CrispyQ]

7. That brings back a funny memory.

My husband worked with a man who had black hair so black they started to call him Color Not Found.

[canetoad]

12. If he's true to form

He'd select Light golden blonde, because - gold! I suspect his hair has been white for years and is wrecked and porous from too many harsh chemicals.

[Mariana]

20. Maybe he gets his hair dye from Russia.

My dad used to work with a young Russian woman who, he said, had the most beautiful blonde hair he ever saw. He was just thunderstruck by this woman's hair color. He admired it for some time and finally he decided to say something. He said, "I don't think I've ever seen hair quite that color." She replied, "Probably not, they don't sell this color in the United States. My sister sends it from Russia." He was devastated, all that time he thought it was natural. True story.

BTW, I realize how that story sounds. My dad is not a creep. He wasn't hitting on this woman. He liked her hair color is all.

[Arkansas Granny]

23. I think he does his own, also. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I saw an interview with him a few

years back and he said that he had come up with his hair style on his own.

[Motley13]

25. Easter chick yellow

I heard him say his wife cut his hair (not sure which one) & remarked she did a good job

[tblue37]

26. Duck foot yellow. nt

[crazycatlady]

28. If he is going to go unnatural

I recommend one of the following

Sunset hair
https://www.buzzfeed.com/augustafalletta/sunset-hair?utm_term=.ekAL1gxO4#.enkvGBZ0m

Galaxy hair
https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/galaxy-hair-is-here-and-its-going-to-change-your-world?utm_term=.meVpWJyVq#.ksE5gqQvY

Mermaid hair
https://www.buzzfeed.com/gyanyankovich/abbey-lee-kershaw-has-hit-peak-mermaid?utm_term=.ytXBgZ2zn#.rbKGxrRMN

[Lucinda]

42. I want the galaxy hair!

[jmowreader]

34. It's bleach, not dye

Trump's natural hair color is dark brown. If you try lifting that to blonde, one of the intermediate colors you get is orange.

It looks to me like he was too cheap to go to a real haircolorist, tried doing it himself (or having Ivanka do it), and shit himself when his hair turned orange. Instead of just waiting it out - yes, it will go white if you let it - he washed the chemicals out of his hair. Now he's kinda screwed...his fucked-up orange hair is now one of his trademarks, along with his fascist ideas.

[blogslut]

38. Disagree

His natural color from his younger days was dark blonde.

I would say that now, his natural hair is 90% white. I do think he uses permanent dye infrequently because new growth is often visible. That yellow comes from trying to cover white hair with a blonde shade - white hair simply won't take/retain pigments for long, the last one that slips off is yellow. The times when his hair color looks fairly uniform and human is when it's just been dyed.

As for the bald bit in the above photo, his side part has always been sparse, it just looks pinker under harsh lights and white hair.

[smirkymonkey]

36. He desperately needs a stylist.

Doesn't anyone have the nerve to tell him how ridiculous he looks? Not just the hair - it's everything! He's a hot mess!

He can't help being a complete and utter embarrassment, but does he really have to look the part?

[CrispyQ]

8. Donald Trump Gets a GQ Makeover

Cute video.

[NurseJackie]

18. Thank you very much! That was brilliant!

[Hoyt]

31. Cracks me up. He does look better, just out of character.

[deek]

41. thanks n/t

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[fleur-de-lisa]

9. I'm more interested in how he constructs those swoops to cover the bald . . .

Does he dip his head in shellac? I know he occassionally leaves his bobby pins in, but still, even with pins, how does that shit stay upright?

[Freddie]

11. Loads of heavy-duty hair spray

Can't take a chance exposing that his hair is 3 feet long on one side only

[forgotmylogin]

16. It's actually cake frosting?

[Arkansas Granny]

24. Remember this stuff from the 60's?

[bdamomma]

40. I do

[jberryhill]

10. Lobotomy scar

[tanyev]

13. Probably just didn't get the part low enough.

He's more of a stress-causer than a stress-getter.

[TexasBushwhacker]

30. I agree

It looks like he misplaced his part and hit an area where his hair is thinner. I have to be careful where I part my hair and I'm female.

[forgotmylogin]

14. I can't even figure out where his hair starts and where it ends.

He's got a massive combover, which is why wind is not his friend.

Feathered hair went out in the 80s. He needs to trim the back.

[womanofthehills]

15. Remember when Trump's crazy doctor, Dr. Bornstein said Trump is taking a hair loss drug

Maybe Trump needs up up his dose. (Side effects of drug propecia were pretty bad, including confusion.)

He might not be losing hair, the photo of his hair is lighter in second picture.

[NCjack]

21. A good time for the prison barber who gives ex-#45

a buzz cut and hands him a cotton cap.

[opiate69]

22. All this time I've been comparing him to George Bluth..

I guess he's maybe more Stan Sitwell.

[Warpy]

27. Spotty Roagine application?

Male pattern baldness extending past the hair plugs?

[Blue Idaho]

32. Peeps yellow hair for Easter?

As far as thinning goes, given his Russia problems he's probably pulling it out be the handful.

[meow2u3]

33. I think he wears a rug

And said rug shifted out of place, revealing his baldness.

[Glimmer of Hope]

35. He gets his hair from his mother.

<img src="" alt="Image result for trumps mother"/>

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

37. Geez, that's one scary-looking lady.

No wonder he's fucked up.

[CottonBear]

43. He had a botched scalp reduction surgery during his first marriage

according to reports about his first divorce.

Apparently, he blamed Ivana for recommending the surgeon.

[Cha]

44. He looks so stupid.. looks like no one is brave

enough to give him a clue