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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNew United Airlines mottos
Though our prices are unbeatable, we can't say the same for our passengers
We have First Class, Business Class, and Fight CLUB
Board as a doctor, leave as a patient
We Have Reached Bruising Altitude
We put the hospital in hospitality
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New United Airlines mottos (Original Post)
GliderGuider
Apr 2017
OP
Funny. You should try to acknowledge the original authors. People seem to think you wrote these. n/t
Stand and Fight
Apr 2017
#11
brush
(53,788 posts)1. Funny but gruesome and true
Vinca
(50,278 posts)2. Fly the scary skies of United.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)3. Our planes are so great, we'll have to drag you away from them. nt
sarisataka
(18,663 posts)4. Fly the Friendly Skies,
Good Luck Getting Off the Tarmac
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)5. These are hysterical!
Thanks for the laugh today!
malaise
(269,054 posts)6. Too true
Fugg 'em!
kstewart33
(6,551 posts)7. So good. Thanks! nt
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,638 posts)8. These are wonderful!
Thank you for the laugh! It felt good.
AgadorSparticus
(7,963 posts)9. Funny!!!!! but ridiculous that it happened at all.
JHB
(37,161 posts)10. Fly the friendly skies* with United
*on the ground, comply or else!
Stand and Fight
(7,480 posts)11. Funny. You should try to acknowledge the original authors. People seem to think you wrote these. n/t
GliderGuider
(21,088 posts)14. I have no idea who wrote them I got them from someone else
who didn't say where they came from either. It happens with viral ideas.
boston bean
(36,221 posts)12. We land all our punches! Fly United!
uponit7771
(90,347 posts)13. 1st !!!