Out of curiousity, what church does Trump attend on Sundays?

[Baitball Blogger]

I must have missed that photo cycle.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. The Church of the Almighty Mirror.

[L. Coyote]

22. The Church of the Mirror of the Almighty Blotus.

With several attendant facial cake application specialists performing the daily ritual of painting the divine orange color onto the majestic persona.

[hlthe2b]

2. The Church of...

The God-Almighty Dollar.

[CountAllVotes]

6. +1,000 !!

My thoughts exactly!

[OldHippieChick]

3. It is curious that he didn't attend somewhere for Palm Sunday.

I suspect he'll go to NY and attend some Presbyterian church on Easter. Would not look good to miss the holiest day of the year.

[pkdu]

20. He's going to be at Mar-A-Lago at our expense again this weekend. nt

[OldHippieChick]

54. Any Democrat doing that would be pilloried even

though the Fundies aren't the Dem base. He should be attending w/ his family (wife & son), but apparently none of the rules apply to this faker.

[DetlefK]

4. He's a regular at the Church of Mammon.

[milestogo]

34. + 100000000

[Laura PourMeADrink]

58. My brother used to say "Church of the Mattress, Father Pillow Presiding" (I know dumb huh)

[beachbum bob]

5. CHurch of the 19th Hole

[3catwoman3]

15. You beat me to it.

GMTA

[beachbum bob]

17. :)

[not fooled]

47. With deities

Arnie, Tiger, & Jack.



Presidential, my ass.

[bdamomma]

48. exactly

he thinks he is above all others.

[Orsino]

7. God shows up and starts worshipping him. n/t

[crazycatlady]

8. Trump Church

The god they worship has a bad hair day 24/7

[elleng]

9. Right, you/we SURELY missed that photo cycle!

Related: Does anyone recall reading/seeing him say, early in campaigning/primary time, trump saying, something like he was never really into/engaged in church going/religion? I remember it clearly, but haven't found it since.

[atreides1]

35. Here's an article from the Christian Post

http://www.christianpost.com/news/donald-trump-im-not-sure-if-i-ever-asked-gods-forgiveness-141706/

[elleng]

38. Thanks

[bdamomma]

51. how about this interview:

https://www.democracynow.org/2016/8/10/donald_doesnt_know_anything_author_david

part of interview;


DAVID CAY JOHNSTON: I did not appreciate, until I worked on the book, that while Donald holds himself out as a devout Christian—"No one reads the Bible more than me"—while he has all these pastors embracing him as a good Christian man, Donald aggressively, thoroughly and at great length, in many forums, denounces Christianity. His personal motto is "always get revenge," whereas the message of Jesus Christ was "turn the other cheek." And these ministers, some of whom I’ve written to and haven’t—they haven’t responded at all—continue to embrace him. And I find it very troubling. Donald has beguiled them with flattery. If they continue, now that my book is out, if they know about it, to do this, they are then deceiving their flocks, and that’s evil. But Donald himself doesn’t care about these things. He will tell you any lie. He can’t quote a single line from the Bible. Not one. And yet he says, "No one reads the Bible more than Donald Trump." If you ask him, "Well, what do you like in the Bible?" "Oh, there’s so many. There’s so many. I just—there are so many, I can’t choose."

[elleng]

59. Thanks. A pretty good one.

[lpbk2713]

10. Our Lady of Narcissus.

Front row, every time.

[LOL Lib]

12. Our Lady of Perpetual Demagoguery

Our Lady of Perpetual Felonious Activities

The Church of the Holy Pussy Grabber

[meow2u3]

11. The Church of the Almighty Dollar

[kysrsoze]

13. The Church of the Poison Mind

[TNLib]

14. he worshippers the god of Golf and Country Clubs

That's why he weekends at Mar a lago. It's a spiritual thing

[MyOwnPeace]

28. Yeah,

He's in a foursome with Pence and those 2 Corinthians!

[malaise]

16. The Church of Gaud(y)

any one of his ugly homes or resorts.

[Deb]

57. lol

where they follow the gold leaf rule

[Glitterati]

18. The Church of the Golf Course

he golfs on Sunday.

Church and Trump in the same sentence? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Thomas Hurt]

19. God Kings don't go to church....

[shenmue]

21. I've read he's Presbyterian

[Baitball Blogger]

24. What do I need to know about Presbysterians who are in authoritative power?

[Chipper Chat]

23. Russian Orthodox of course.

It is too far for him to attend regularly. It has a bully pulpit. And he doesn't have to Putin any thithes.

[ailsagirl]

25. Interesting biblical quote

Jesus Christ famously said in the New Testament that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God (Matthew 19:24).



https://qz.com/890765/trump-inauguration-gospel-of-success/

[Eliot Rosewater]

26. We thought pointing out what a terrible person he is, so bad that if Jesus were alive

he would lock trump up and throw away the key and lock up anyone who supported him, we thought if we did that it would matter.

Nope.

[Baitball Blogger]

29. You got a point there.

Trump is definitely NOT going to do what Jesus does. Not to mention that Sunday morning takes away from T-Time at the golf course.

[Initech]

27. He attends Trump branded worship services. At Trump branded churches.

And he worships himself.

[Orrex]

30. He's a "prosperity gospel" cultist

So, presumably, he spends his Sundays rolling around naked on a vast, sweaty heap of money.

[lunasun]

31. Voters don't care.

[Baitball Blogger]

33. Seems like these things might add up.

1) Spending an exorbitant amount of time on the golfcourse.
2) Doesn't attend church.
3) Has completely turned foreign policy in regard to Russia, on its ear.
4) Has not learned one iota from past foreign debacles and will probably lead us to war.

Biggest problem that Trump has is that GWII's screw-ups are within recent memory.

[brush]

32. He worships at the golf course

[PoliticalPie]

36. He follows the traditions of the rich white male and worships at the golf course. nt

[CanonRay]

37. Holy Sepulchre of the 19th Hole

[Doreen]

39. The ChURCH of ALMIGHTY TRUMP.

Soon he will have pictures of himself EVERYWHERE included in your home because it is now law. you must get on your knees and bow to him every 2 hours per 24 hours. All other religions at some point will be forbidden.

[Zambero]

40. First Church of Latter Day Narcisists

Services conducted around the clock at the private inner sanctum of one St. Donald, with the assistance of a full length-mirror.

[The_Casual_Observer]

41. The same church that Reagan went to.

No church.

[Zambero]

43. Which should not be an issue...

Unless the politician in question chooses to employ sanctimonious hypocrisy for political advantage, as Reagan and now Trump shamelessly have done

[The_Casual_Observer]

44. That's the point

[hunter]

42. It's an utterly bizarre thing, but most Trump voters I meet chose Trump for religious reasons...

... claiming he was God's chosen or something, and that all of us have our faults.

The Republican party cynically owns the white Fundamentalist and Prosperity Christian churches, and the people in those churches can't see how they are being used.

[Baitball Blogger]

46. It's crazy, isn't it?

They're so easily fooled.

[ATL Ebony]

45. Church of the Holy Greens, Mar-a-Lago

[ornotna]

49. If it's not on TV he doesn't have time

Probably Creflo Dollar, he's all about the money.

[LAS14]

50. When is the last time he attended a Sunday service? nt

[Baitball Blogger]

52. I think he went to a special meeting of religious leaders during his

inauguration. And he prayed that Arnold's ratings would improve.

[LAS14]

53. That was the annual prayer breakfast. Not a Sunday service. nt

[Lint Head]

55. He is of the Narcissistic faith. He was baptized in his own

urine.

[GliderGuider]

56. On Sundays - Our Lady of the Erroneous Assumption

During the rest of the week he's a Mammon's Witness.