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http://www.clickhole.com/article/incredibly-shameful-trump-administration-has-spent-5830
Even in his first few months in office, President Donald Trump is no stranger to controversy, and now it looks like a new budget report detailing the White Houses financial habits might land the new president in even more hot water: The Trump administration has already spent more than $6 billion in taxpayer money paying for swimming lessons for Eric Trump.
While American infrastructure is crumbling and millions of everyday Americans struggle just to make ends meet, the president is willing to spend millions of dollars a week on the various expenses required to teach his son how to swim. Every time Eric Trump enters the YMCA where the swimming lessons are held, the entire block must be placed on security lockdown and an elite team of U.S. Marines must be deployed to guard the pool while Eric works with his swimming instructor to learn the basics of how to stay afloat in the water. These strict security measures to keep Eric Trump safe while he learns to swim cost the White House $60 million for every lesson. And thats before Eric even gets in the water!
According to the budget report, Eric Trump has needed to take a swimming lesson every day for the past three months, and every time the presidents son enters the pool for a follow-up lesson, he immediately screams, I forget everything! before sinking to the bottom of the pool. Members of Trumps staff say that the amount of money spent on reteaching Eric Trump the basic front crawl stroke every single morning runs up an exorbitant billall on the taxpayers dime.
Americans pay taxes thinking that money is going toward funding their public schools and repairing our crumbling highway system, but apparently President Trump seems to think that that money would be better spent paying for the hundreds of paramedics that need to wait by the side of the pool to provide Eric Trump with medical care every time he tries to jump into the pool from too far away or tries drinking huge mouthfuls of chlorinated pool water in the hopes that this will make him swim faster.
Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)I'd like a second source on that.
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)Dumb as Eric. No way taxpayers should pay though. This guy is an adult, or at least over 18.
Didn't the Obamas pay for their girls' private school? It seems like I remenber some discussion.
rickford66
(5,524 posts)Probably calling this a hoax.
Eko
(7,315 posts)From the site.
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Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)I thought it was well-known that they are a satire site in the style of The Onion.
Apparently it's not that well known.
some people don't know. I wasn't directing it at you just making sure it was clear. Thanks!