Arpaio's on the Go-Go!!! Please come CAPTION America's favorite mastiff!!!

[skip fox]

Sherrif Joseph ("who gives a shit about the law?&quot Arpaio is saying: "My cold case posse is on the cutting edge! We found out that Kenya didn't proform circumcisions for a ten year period including Obama's birthday, but that Hawaii did unless the parents objected in writing. . . . Therefore there's a record and guess who's got it! . . . That means there's one simple and speedy way to clear all this up. . . . There should, of course, be a number of witnesses, including the Supreme Court and representatives from both sides of the aisle, as well as myself, of course. . . . But it can be done quickly and with dignity. . . We shouldn't need more than 15 minutes national air time . . . uh, unless we run into complications that is."

[Ganja Ninja]

1. "If the Court pleases, I would like to enter this booger into evidence."

[lonestarnot]

2. A little slow on that fingerpointing uptake aren't you there Joe or do you have that finger confused

with some sort of weapon for display there pink underwear dude? What you ran us out of money with all that birther shit and your trips to Hawaii searching for weapons of mass destruction?

[HopeHoops]

3. "I stuck this finger up his ass and I could TELL he was an illegal."

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. "One minute until I snip this turd - chronic constipation is no joke, you know"

[Generic Other]

5. Why do Repubes always want to look at Democratic presidents' units?

It's so creepy!